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Proper Course of Action?
1. Answer the door wearing a robe, holding a martini 18%  18%  [ 5 ]
2. Answer the door in nothing but a clean jock 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
3. Appear normal, slide her a napkin with "Backdoor Beauty?" written on it as she leaves 14%  14%  [ 4 ]
4. Assess her looks, then push her in a closet 11%  11%  [ 3 ]
5. Appear normal, hire her, then implement oneof the first 3 options. 14%  14%  [ 4 ]
6. Say "All your credentials are in order, but will you 3 way?" 11%  11%  [ 3 ]
7. Let the wife handle this 29%  29%  [ 8 ]
Total votes : 28
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Finch Platte
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In her poll, I voted "Locate his tiny yuppie prick and cut it off."
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In her poll, I voted "Locate his tiny yuppie prick and cut it off."


Aren't they THE WORST? :roll:

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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As you thank her for dropping by and and as you escort her out, quietly say "I'm wearing the magical garment by the way."


I voted 5 but kinda like this one. The correct answer though is call back and reschedule for a time Femgar and babygar won't be home and answer the door in a diaper.


I'm completely blanking on the newsstory/name of the woman that this references
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billy g Wrote:
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As you thank her for dropping by and and as you escort her out, quietly say "I'm wearing the magical garment by the way."


I voted 5 but kinda like this one. The correct answer though is call back and reschedule for a time Femgar and babygar won't be home and answer the door in a diaper.


I'm completely blanking on the newsstory/name of the woman that this references


MRS. SCHULTE??!

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator GAR in 2010! Wrote:
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billy g Wrote:
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As you thank her for dropping by and and as you escort her out, quietly say "I'm wearing the magical garment by the way."


I voted 5 but kinda like this one. The correct answer though is call back and reschedule for a time Femgar and babygar won't be home and answer the door in a diaper.


I'm completely blanking on the newsstory/name of the woman that this references


MRS. SCHULTE??!


That's the one.
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At some point Gar should appear in a giant baby costume while playing Purcell's 'Dido and Aeneas' on a ghetto blaster.

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