So Galifianakis hosting SNL was pretty awful. No more awful than SNL usually is, but he certainly didn't add anything. Disappointing.

The only common variable in all your inabilities to see humor is you.

The digital shot with him invading all the NBC shows was pretty funny. Him wheeling out behind Brian Williams was quality.

That was OK.

The rest of what I saw was way worse, but even with that skit I was really disappointed with how they were utilizing him.

Just bought my first bottle of whiskey last night.
Wife was completely turned off by the purchase and wouldn't even sit near me while I sipped on it. ("It smells nasty!")

What kind did you get?

From Garna Cumrie Crotch's new gq blog. Monty and frostingspoon should get together and jack off to this asap:

What kind did you get?

Police: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area

David Knowles Writer
AOL News
(March 8) -- Sometimes multitasking has its limits.

Such is the case in the Florida Keys, where police say a 37-year-old woman crashed her 1995 Ford Thunderbird into another car as she attempted to shave her bikini area.

According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.

Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was shaving her bikini line while driving her Ford Thunderbird in South Florida. On March 2, she rammed into another vehicle that had slowed to make a left turn. Police also say that her license was under suspension because of a DUI conviction.

The results weren't pretty. Going 45 mph, Barnes and Judy are said to have rear-ended a car that had slowed to make a left turn.

A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.

Dunick told The Citizen newspaper that after the crash, in which two passengers in the other car were treated for minor injuries at an area hospital, Barnes drove for another half-mile before switching seats with Judy in an attempt to make it seem to police as though she had not been driving.

"It is unbelievable," Dunick said. "I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."

"She was charged with leaving the scene of an accident," said police spokesman Lt. Alex Annunziato, "in addition to all the charges stemming from her earlier violations."

If found guilty of violating the terms of her probation, Barnes could face a year behind bars.

We used to have a bottle of this, and any time someone told an outlandish or FAIL story, the rule was they had to "Suck on The Cock"