Aswad Vogelenzang Wrote:
My dad surprised me (and my brother) by one day producing tickets for Alice Cooper whom neither of us had ever heard of. In the car, my father took great delight in describing in visceral detail that the band would be dismembering babies and hanging people and told us we would be lucky to get out alive. I believed him and quietly expected to die. 12 year old kids were less worldly and much more naive in those days.
He then dropped us off and said he would pick us up again in four hours if we survived the ordeal. Abandoned and scared I would have stayed outside in the car park for the duration but it was very cold so my brother and I had no choice but to join the stream of hairy, denim jacketed hoards as they streamed towards the venue. In those less child welfare orientated times, a 12 year old in charge of a 10 year old with no adult supervision at a large arena hosting a heavy metal concert, in a major city in the middle of the night raised no eyebrows with ticket or security staff. We milled around, weaving between hulks with plastic cups of beer and made it to the auditorium.
The first of two support bands were playing. On stage were a band called Britney Foxx. Probably the definitive musical experience of my life was coming up the stairs out into the hall and being punched in the chest by the loudest bass drum I've ever heard. It was like someone pounding on my sternum. Any apprehension was now replaced with wide eyed awe and no little excitement. Of course it would be much cooler if that band had been, say, The Velvet Underground rather than a crap American glam metal band but one must report the historical facts honestly and without revisionist manipulation.
The second support group was the ill fated Great White. I didn't like them so much as the musical titans that was Britney Foxx. By the time Alice Cooper came on I was tiring a little, it was way past the usual bedtime after all, but I remember being struck by 'The Ballad of Dwight Fry'. It has to be said I've had my differences with my father down the years but abandoning me at a rock concert at an early age was one of the things I should thank him for, just surpassing forcing me to learn chess.
I really enjoyed reading this. Even made my girlfriend read it.