To me, these mofuggas give me carte blanche to make up my own title when I put 'em on a mix. So REM's "[untitled hidden track]" is gonna be "Beard Tickles Anus" for someone. And maybe "Finger In My Spigot" for someone else.

If you're presently in a band and are considering this tactic, you have now been warned.

i pretty much write hidden tracks exclusively

Untitled tracks are made by artists who lack creativity.

i know dude

mark rothko was like the shittiest artist ever

Maybe lazy would have been a better adjective.

Perfect example:

ah, the hot dog record

of all the things to complain about

If a song has a title of "untitled #1" isn't it technically named?

what a conundrum

How postmodern of me. This will probably keep me up all night...

if a bowed vibraphone falls in a glacial fissure and jónsi birgisson isn't around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. Because wherever there are postrock sounds, a person tattooed with the cover GSYBE's "Lift Yr Skinny Fists..." will be there.

well played.

Somebody should put together a mix (maybe just a tenner) of hidden tracks.
I'll try to go through some of my stuff to see if I have enough of these to actually do one. Might be fun.

When you're done, hide the mix somewhere.

Just post it with no topic title.