How do you know if you're having one?

Is there an inappropriate age to be having one?

It's probably just insomnia. I'm glad it isn't indigestion.

been having one since I was about 16 (because, face it, you never know when you've hit "mid-life").

Pretty sure I realized I was in the midst of mine when I bought a red car, got divorced and banged a stripper young enough to be my daughter for a while. I may or may not be slowly getting over it.

Yeh, I started early just to make sure I didn't miss it.

I had mine at 25 because I only plan to live to 50

PMPH#PLZKTHXBAI

Have you considered investing in a bar or strip club?

A: your username is "Dalen"

I'd be having one right now, but I have no time for it.

Oh, and to answer your questions:
You're 35 - 40, have never had any success as a musician, and yet you still try to record and release original material.
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This is inevitable in a society that lies to you from the get go. That whole you're a unique slowfake thing.

Couple that with a media/hype machine that seems to promise fame/fortune/fuhin behind every door, and when you realize you haven't exactly snatched the brass (cock) ring, you will inevitably be disappointed.

Please.

U have no idea what I spend my time doing, and I can assure you, it's not buying cars and banging strippers (although that sounds fun).

QED

man, you're reaching.

good lord, it's sad.

You have this haircut at age 40:

i learned to embrace the fail years ago and have been the happier for it

if he cuts it shorter, he'll get mistaken for guy fieri.

quite a bit longer now, and just as luxurious.

you losers will probably be bald, still ugly, and lonely at 40.

to your pain.

you could take a few tips from him. the dishes you post on fb are laughable.

i think i have been in it for a year or so.

hahhahahah. rock star.

at least none of mine are from the natural harvest book.

you've been having one since i've known you.

that ropa vieja recipe i posted a week or 2 back doesn't call for any harvesting.

whatever, cum-eater.