<Insert band name here> truly sucks. You should be medicated for even listeing to them. It makes me hate myself that I come to this board that people with otherwise good taste would say anything good about <insert band name here>

Pull you head out of your ass.

Fiery Furnaces truly suck. You should be medicated for even listeing to them. It makes me hate myself that I come to this board that people with otherwise good taste would say anything good about Fiery Furnaces.

Pull you head out of your ass.

Jimmy Stripe truly sucks. You should be medicated for even listeing to him. It makes me hate myself that I come to this board that people with otherwise good taste would say anything good about Jimmy Stripe.

Pull you head out of your ass.

The majority of hip hop and r&b artists truly suck. You should be medicated for even listeing to them. It makes me hate myself that I come to this board that people with otherwise good taste would say anything good about the majority of hip hop and r&b artists.

Pull you head out of your ass you clowns.

Can we be friends now?

kill puppy kill!

The majority of the music you people listen to truly sucks. You should be medicated for even listeing to it. It makes me hate myself that I come to this board that people with otherwise passable taste would say anything good about the majority of the music you people listen to.

Pull your head out of your ass and give me something exciting to listen to.

Anything LooGAR doesn't like truly sucks. You should be medicated for even listeing to them. It makes me hate myself that I come to this board that people with otherwise good taste would say anything good about anything LooGAR doesn't like.

Pull you head out of your ass.


Any of y'all got a problem. PM me a name and an address. I'll get on a plane, jocko.

Aren't you like 7 feet tall? I'm not fuckin with you. A really tall dude kicked my ass once- it sucked.

Visuals in my photo gallery.

Yeah, but usually too high on paint to do much of anything personally. I have several people in my "security force" that you wouldn't wanna fuck with either.

dude, you look like a monster in that one pic.

I was scared of Loog for years. YEARS. Plus he was like 100 times more obnoxious in high school. He's a much kinder, gentler senator these days.

I was so drunk and this dude and I were mouthing each other. To this day I think if I could have gotten inside his reach I would have been fine, but goddamn I couldn't move without him landing blows upside my head. Its actually a funny story to hear and because apparently it looked like a cartoon- I kept waiting for him to palm my forehead to keep me at bay. I gave up after getting hit about 5 times.

i can take you all on. bring it, suckas.

Is that a threat or a promise, sweetheart?

I do not condone violence, though. But damn I can verbally abuse a muthafucka.

tall dudes are usually top heavy, so take out his knees and he'll weep like a fucking baby.

Any of y'all got a problem. PM me a name and an address. I'll get on a plane, jocko.

If you want some, come and get some.

If you're serious and call out Loogar for seriously being a shithead he'll fold like a cheap suit.


But, you usually:

A) have to be friends with him and

B) he needs to be sober.


But, weepy, "I love you man" Senator can show up from time to time as well. This is usually at the 11th hour of a binge.

But this is so rare, Ben.

Seriously. I have tried people, but I guess I am going to have to do some work. You refuse to help yourselves help me not be bored to tears.

That pic of the Sen. always makes me think of Paul Bunyan.