Hot new vacation spot: Pedophile Island

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

As proposed by California Candidate for Governor, Douglas Hughes

Hey Gar, Is this one of your candidates?

tentoze · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 7:54 pm

Jesus.

south pacific · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 7:59 pm

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This is the ONLY HUMANE WAY

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 8:32 pm

Leon · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 8:34 pm

There's going to be a lot of homeless people touching little boys.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 9:19 pm

yes, but now there's a new parental threat "Young Man, if you don't stop fucking around in school YOU'RE GOING TO BE SHIPPED TO PEDOPHILE ISLAND..."

its too bad they have the best candy...

shiv · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 9:26 pm

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In 2006 U.S. Representative Duncan Hunter (R-CA) introduced a provision into the annual defense policy bill that would allow disabled veterans to continue hunting elk on the island past 2011, without the consent of Vail & Vickers or the National Park Service. The provision stayed in the bill and was signed into law by President George W. Bush. This legislation was repealed by the next Congress and approved by President George W. Bush.

"elk"

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 10:16 pm

Isn't that how Australia was founded?

Someone had to do it.

mutty · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 10:45 pm

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The penalties for offenders must be stiff

o jesus, so easy

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 10:50 pm

Adam Carolla has a complete movie idea for this - "Pedof Isle" - involving a charter plane full of Boy Scouts that crash lands. You can do the math on the rest.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

looking at the dude's pic on the website, I think this is less about appearing tough on crime and more about eliminating the competition.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2010 9:28 am

I hope this ties in to the ending of Lost...

Hegel · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2010 10:22 am

mutty Wrote:

Quote:

The penalties for offenders must be stiff

o jesus, so easy

I should have known I wouldn't be the first to copy this and comment on it.

I LOLd

mojo · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2010 1:24 pm

"Escape from New York - The Sequel," but this time Snake doesn't get off the island...

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