What are some good ranch salad dressings?

Please, nothing too exotic that I have to get over the Internets, just a regular ol' grocery store dressing that can double as a dip.

Thanks!

T Marzetti or Paul Newman...

or you could just make yr. own.

natur... nevermind

ranch dressing is for little kids (and my brother in law) who hate vegetables.
rancid.

*insert comment about ayah's vagina here*

its more than just for veggies...its great on pizza, potatoes (baked/fried/chips/etc), wings, pussy...

my wife uses this shit like ketchup. dunks her fries in it. pizza. i generally agree with ayah though...rancid, but this stuff is ok:



of course i spike mine with hot sauce when i use it with fries.

while i appreciate the effort you're a little lazy.
not feeling clever today?

Yeah, I pretty much stock every dressing except ranch.

Who in the hell hates ranch dressing?

I mean I'm not eating it at a nice restaurant or anything (unless that's what the chef recommends) but come on.

If I'm making it I'll usually use a Hidden Valley mix packet (my favorite way) but if it's store bought I'll usually get this:

i really abhor it.
the smell. the taste.
i would banish it from the face of the earth if i could.

go blue cheese.

I like my salad the same as I like my victims -- naked.

(Not really. Though I do eat salad without dressing, of any kind. The victims stuff is just a shout-out to SSSQQQUUUIIIRRRGGG & shivers's conviction that I am homicidally rapey.)

banished all fatty dressings like this from my diet. always did prefer blue cheese, like ayah, anyway.

Blue cheese is the answer, however, if I ever go ranch for the kids' carrots I make it from scratch, which is way better than any bottled stuff I've had. It's easy, too.

I'm with you

i'm pretty sure the whole board thinks that.

JUST LIKE YOUR DUSTY OLD CLAP TRAP

Whatever it is - you name it - someone here hates it with a passion.

Hmmm, I've found Ken's stuff to be way too salty. More salty than other like products, anyhoo.

Yeah, & who hates ranch!?! That's practically unamerican!

I think there is an Oreo Cookie version too...let me look around.

Bleu Cheese is the only answer.

Pizza shouldn't be dipped in anything. Calzone's get a pass, but only should be dipped in pizza sauce or marinara.

Salad is for courageous people who want to rise to the challenge of keeping their dignity while the nursing home staff change their adult diapers.

Regarding the thread title, are there any Obs known to currently be in the midst of a hunger strike?

Yes, sir!

I salute you, food Nazi!

You never know. Radcilffe may be stiking until we all come to our senses.