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 Post subject: i just ate everything on the taco bell value menu
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:07 pm 
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this was an event that my roommate and i have been looking forward to for some time. we each ordered everything (even though i got stiffed one item).

lessons to be learned:

1) we are imbeciles
2) the potatoes with sour cream and cheese are bizarre
3) more types of food should involve spicy chicken
4) heart attack: imminent

also, this was after i ate that new taco salad from a different taco bell earlier in the day. he was pissed that i went without him, so i promised i'd do this.

i am a champion of health.

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You are amazing.

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that should be a fun poop

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that is insane.

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NSFW

I see this in your future, and I hope you wear more accommodating footwear for the job.

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That was a truly disturbing pictorial. !

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i had that taco salad before. it wasn't too good.

that's some crazy poop.

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That girlpoop series HAS to be fake. Has to be. It's some sort of russian, eastern-european, sicko, poo poo erotica, never-needed-to-be-made fake. It was brown play-dough.


And that mantra is what's gonna let me get to sleep tonight.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
That girlpoop series HAS to be fake. Has to be.


Yeah. It's really chocolate. You can reach in and pull a handful out and just cram it in your mouth. I would pick out the nuts though, they are gross.

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Holy shit.

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Holy chocolate.

I'm never eating shit again.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
That girlpoop series HAS to be fake. Has to be. It's some sort of russian, eastern-european, sicko, poo poo erotica, never-needed-to-be-made fake. It was brown play-dough.


And that mantra is what's gonna let me get to sleep tonight.


WOW. The best thing is, there's gotta be a support group for this, too.

"Hi, I'm Cap'n Squirggle, and I like to watch nubile young women shit on the floor"

That may, in its own way, be more disturbing than tubgirl.

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<- Glad he didn't click on the link...
<- Also glad he hasn't had Taco Bell in quite a few months now. I mea, I salute you for having the heart (and stomach) of a champion, but that's just too much for me to fathom. How many items are on that value menu, anyways?

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she didn't even wipe!
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how many items is that exactly?
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that's nine items if my order would have gone through correctly. i think i actually had 7 or 8. actually, i have a relatively strong stomach and have had little problems thus far. otherwise i don't think i would have risked it. but dear god, you're just not supposed to eat this much fake mexican food at once.

if anything's going to make me puke tonight it's how shitty the terps just played.

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they only have 9 items?
ive only been to taco bell maybe 3 or 4 times
i was sitting here amazed that you ate the whole menu, thinking there was like 40 things on it

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they only have 9 items?

On the value menu. I'm sure if you took everything there might be about 40.

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Are the Meximelts on the value menu? Cuz those things are like a little slice of Baby Jesus rolled up in a crack-laden vagina. I could probably eat 300 of those.
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Cuz those things are like a little slice of Baby Jesus rolled up in a crack-laden vagina.


Someone's trying too hard w/the adjectives...

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you are a brave, brave man.

hence, reason #2738947328942 why i am never eating fast food again. (except when i'm drunk, that doesn't count)

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And after finishing did you exclaim I'M FULL! ?

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