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Senator LooGAR
 Post subject: More Mongerous
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:48 pm 
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After a massive, international-police agency-alerting swap of the most mongerous shit on the planet betwixt myself, Radcliffe and Billzebub(ba), I have distilled the world into the two most mongerous songs contained on each of their mixes.

So, the first Mong-Off in Obner History is herewith presented by me. You Honorable Senator, and Guardian of Mongertude (D-Huffy)

Bongos, Bass and Bob, "Girls With Guns"

[url=http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=28W8EP6ZLJE4H13VJPTYXVMBR9]
Buddy Blue, "That Yodelin Hateful Bag"[/url]

Winner, well, we won't say what the winner gets, but suffice it to say Dr. Bloor knows.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Billzebub
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44-22-38 baby!
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Senator LooGAR
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44-22-38 baby!


This song rules.

Not sure which wins, though, they are bothe fairly mongerous, n'est-ce pas?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Billzebub
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In case you want to know more.
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Cap'n Squirrgle
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Is the prize one of these??

http://www4.jcpenney.com/jcp/Category.aspx?deptid=327&catid=7826&pcatid=327&shopby=0&cattyp=DEP&refpage=Department&dep=children%27s&cat=girl+scouts&pcat=&ttyp=&cmCatLevel=3

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Senator LooGAR
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I set up a mong-off and you people ignore it?!!?!


Jebus. I expect this type of behavior from boring people like PopTodd, but there are some of you who I thought could hang.

Damn.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Elvis Fu
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Hey, I wasted the Barbekukkake joke in your direction, fucko.

Downloading now, after a long day of avoiding work.

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Senator LooGAR
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Elvis Fu Wrote:
Hey, I wasted the Barbekukkake joke in your direction, fucko.

Downloading now, after a long day of avoiding work.


That was pretty good, 'Vis...but what would you call my penchant for pouring soup on myself as hangover cure?

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Elvis Fu
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I stand behind the healing powers of those little white powdered donuts.

As for the soup, that's just exfoliating without one of them faggy loofas.

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Dalen
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Senator Do It Big LooGAR Wrote:
I set up a mong-off and you people ignore it?!!?!


Jebus. I expect this type of behavior from boring people like PopTodd, but there are some of you who I thought could hang.

Damn.


hang with what exactly? do these tunes define "mongering"?

man, with a term like "monger", i woulda thought it would have been some heavy, dope sick type shit. but man, those tunes were such a let down.
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Senator LooGAR
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Well, they define a certain type of mongertude. The Girls with Guns song is definitely weird, lecherous mongerdom. The other more, fuck you Mr. Richard Smoker type mongerdom.

There'll be more in this series, good sir.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Dalen
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Senator Do It Big LooGAR Wrote:

There'll be more in this series, good sir.


i was expecting something really hideous and filthy, like the butthole surfers "graveyard".
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Billzebub
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Not Mongerous: "Half Empty"
Mongerous: "Room For Twice As Much"

Not Mongerous: 2:30PM
Mongerous: 2:30AM

Not Mongerous: Chance of a hangover
Mongerous: Chance of 20 before parole

Not Mongerous: Band-aid
Mongerous: Stitches

Not Mongerous: Secretary of State
Mongerous: Minister of War

Not Mongerous: Feeding tube
Mongerous: Big-assed funnel
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Dalen Wrote:
Senator Do It Big LooGAR Wrote:

There'll be more in this series, good sir.


i was expecting something really hideous and filthy, like the butthole surfers "graveyard".


Or "Clean It Up"

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Are we supposed to vote for one of those tunes over the other? 'Cuz that's a pretty hard decision. Bongos, Bass, & Bob are totally cool - plus Penn Jillette is in the band.

On the other hand:

"He's a bottom-feedin' urine-drinkin' hairball human herpes
He's a back-stabbin' eat-scabbin' tattle-rattin' girly man
He's a connivin' low-jivin' heapin' hunk o' steaming feces
Like to see him toss that salad in the can
Just the thought of him makes me feel sick
From his mutant mug to his miniature dick
He's a felchin' belchin' pathological lowly liar
And I know I'll loathe him till the day I die."
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Senator LooGAR
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Radcliffe Wrote:
Are we supposed to vote for one of those tunes over the other? 'Cuz that's a pretty hard decision. Bongos, Bass, & Bob are totally cool - plus Penn Jillette is in the band.

On the other hand:

"He's a bottom-feedin' urine-drinkin' hairball human herpes
He's a back-stabbin' eat-scabbin' tattle-rattin' girly man
He's a connivin' low-jivin' heapin' hunk o' steaming feces
Like to see him toss that salad in the can
Just the thought of him makes me feel sick
From his mutant mug to his miniature dick
He's a felchin' belchin' pathological lowly liar
And I know I'll loathe him till the day I die."


See, exactly. they are both uber-mong..I was hoping for some kind of consensus.

I mean, all the above is missing is something about a goddamned rotary phone ;)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Billzebub
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Senator Do It Big LooGAR Wrote:

I mean, all the above is missing is something about a goddamned rotary phone ;)


Well, then you should've chosen The Toy Dolls "Olga, I Cannot", which,IIRC, begins with the sound of a rotary phone being dialled.
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