Jerry Falwell In Critical Condition

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:39 pm

Actual News Link Here.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

I hope he kicks it...more oxygen for the rest of us.

scottycash99 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:46 am **Posts:** 1149

maybe he will need a feeding tube?

tom delay: " the lord has sent jerry falwell to us......"

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:38 am

i heard jesus is going to spare him.

scottycash99 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:46 am **Posts:** 1149

please tell me that by "jesus 'sparing' him" you mean he is going to take two shots knocking him down

(as in a spare in bowling....shit im trying to explain a joke....shit....if you want my ministry to stay on the air.....listen to the holy spirit, hes telling you how much to give...)

Grape Ripple · **Posted:** Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:06 am

Interesting how someone can rail on people for having a laugh at other's misfortunes. Then, they poke fun at a 71 year old guy with a viral infection.

However, Falwell is an asshole.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:11 am

Despise the man. But I've had viral pneumonia before. It's not fun. I hope he gets better, then retires, then dies quietly in his sleep next year or something.

scottycash99 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:46 am **Posts:** 1149

Quote:

Interesting how someone can rail on people for having a laugh at other's misfortunes. Then, they poke fun at a 71 year old guy with a viral infection.

However, Falwell is an asshole.

but laughing at someone that truely deserves it? i mean...maybe god is dispensing some of his judgement on falwell.....isnt that what falwell teaches?

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

scottycash99 Wrote:

Quote:

Interesting how someone can rail on people for having a laugh at other's misfortunes. Then, they poke fun at a 71 year old guy with a viral infection.

However, Falwell is an asshole.

but laughing at someone that truely [sic] deserves it? i mean...maybe god is dispensing some of his judgement on falwell.....isnt [sic] that what falwell teaches?

Yessss! A slippery slope! And just who is supposed to determine who truly does and does not deserve "it"? Hmmmm?

scottycash99 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:46 am **Posts:** 1149

whats with the [sic].....if you do a direct quote im pretty sure people will realize that i can't spell for shit.

and slippery slope my ass....this guy has done a good job of defining 'god's judgement' i'm simply using his standards against him

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:19 pm

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

scottycash99 Wrote:

whats with the [sic].....if you do a direct quote im pretty sure people will realize that i can't spell for shit.

Only emphasizing your credentials to be the one who decides who truly deserves and who doesn't.

scottycash99 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:46 am **Posts:** 1149

so spelling is a determining factor?

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Only emphasizing your credentials to be the one who decides who truly deserves and who doesn't.

i didnt realize spelling was more important that using sentences with both a subject and verb?

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

scottycash99 Wrote:

so spelling is a determining factor?

Quote:

Only emphasizing your credentials to be the one who decides who truly deserves and who doesn't.

i didnt realize spelling was more important that using sentences with both a subject and verb?

I know you don't want to go there.

scottycash99 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:46 am **Posts:** 1149

oh.....i think we are already there.... :lol:

jayarr · **Posted:** Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:52 pm

I blame dem gays. The bible foretold all of this.

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