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Black Magic Putin
 Post subject: Drugs i would take if i was an NFL punter...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:34 pm 
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...And my job was to stand with my leg in the air, groin exposed, as the largest men on the planet tried to attack me:

Human Growth Hormone
Injectible Steroids
Andro
Steroid pills
Steroid Juice Boxes
Steroid Suppositories
Dong Tea
Aleve
Morphine
Bourbon
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White horse/black beauties
what's left of the old man's quaalude stash
german horse cock
Bayer
Tiger Balm

i do not view this as cheating in the least.
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Rick Derris
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Don't forget Protein.

It helps the muscles recover.
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Black Magic Putin
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Rick Derris Wrote:
Don't forget Protein.

It helps the muscles recover.
yes. i would also maintain a diet of lean protein and whole grains.
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Cotton
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why German horse cock?

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Black Magic Putin
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there can't be much scarier than that, especially if it wore the shinny helmet with the ass-reaming spike on it.
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chase Wrote:
there can't be much scarier than that, especially if it wore the shinny helmet with the ass-reaming spike on it.


My new band name: The Ass-Reaming Cock-Spikes

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Black Magic Putin
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no thank you.
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Cotton
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the pic of the helmet was the icing on the cake. Everyone on this board should totally look into obtaining helmets like these. Its the only way I would attend a mass gathering of us.

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Damen
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someone say German horse cock?

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Senator LooGAR
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You forgot SHERM. Punting while "wet" would rule.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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from Rollins' "Blueprints For The Destruction Of The World"
- PCP
- Crystal Meth
- Hard alcohol
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two guns holla
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You have to get the NFL's best punting average somehow.
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