My mind is really having trouble with the girlpoop thing. I mean, are there really human beings who poo like that? And if there are, do they often lay out a magazine on the floor as a target? And do they always bring along a photographer? And, if they don't wipe after evacuating that kind of tonnage, why do they wear white thong underwear?

Seriously, if I thought for a second that I was carrying around that many links of stool sausage I'd have to disembowel myself right then and there.

If that were real, and again I believe it isn't, she would've lost, what, 5, 6 pounds there? Her friggin pants wouldn't have fit her when she stood up! She'd have to have been wearing maternity clothes pre-dump.

scroll down a bit...

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/PAPHImut.html

Colons can get quite large. Mind you, there's a picture of the dude whose colon it was, and he looked neither nubile nor happy.

Obviously, the female in question does not often defecate in the middle of the living-room atop a copy of French Vogue. But, for the purposes of demonstration, she chose to suffer herself the skidmarks in order to offer proof not just of the amount of feces, but of its origin (her bung, not a tin of Duncan Hines's Chocolate frosting). Typically, though, I imagine the woman in question "drops her loads" direct to the commode.

it was more like "i'm dead".