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Twilightkid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:48 pm

karma is a f*cking bitch, ain't it?? lol

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:56 pm

my small town horror is this: the one night stand tenant lives with the stepbrother of my ex. i've also slept with one night stand's sister's boyfriend. all three of my "wilmington mistakes" (and i've been careful, three is a VERY low number for around here) could potentially be in the same room on any given night.

paper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:29 pm

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:53 pm

http://instantrimshot.com/

paper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:02 pm

toots with the assist.

paper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:04 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

my small town horror is this: the one night stand tenant lives with the stepbrother of my ex. i've also slept with one night stand's sister's boyfriend. all three of my "wilmington mistakes" (and i've been careful, three is a VERY low number for around here) could potentially be in the same room on any given night.

move out of the sticks!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:18 pm

Believe me, I'm working on it, but I do have to stick around a bit more.

Modem · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:26 pm

nobody · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:21 pm

Your people in the same room reminds of a lovely evening I spent about 4 months or so after getting divorced when I went to see a band in a small-ish bar with one girl I was dating when the other girl I was dating showed up and then my ex-wife walked in and I went to get a drink and realized the bartender I had messed around with before was working. I drank a fuck ton of whiskey that night.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:28 pm

did you get any of them to make out

nobody · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:29 pm

not that night

was pretty much just happy to get out alive that night

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:36 pm

well im sure the two dating girls would understand that neither of them could claim exclusivity, your ex would understand that you have a new life now, and the bartender would see the fooling around for what it was and nothing more

amirite?

nobody · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:37 pm

yeah, exactly like that...and afterwords we all went out for pancakes

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:44 pm

typically how it goes. girls are pretty chill

paper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:23 pm

the mention of pancakes made me post this:

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:53 pm

Buster Wrote:

Buster:

My wife and I have been married for 13 years. We have a good sex life. I have no complaints. However, for the last several months she has been rimming me. I mean really going at it like a maniac. When she did it the first time, I told her it was the best ever. Ever since then, when we have sex, she wants to do it because she wants to please me.

The problem is her saliva must be like battery acid. It has gotten so bad I have to keep a tube of preparation H at work and hid at the house. When I get home from work, I have to go and wash my ass because I'm afraid if we do have sex, she will taste the ass medicine. This ritual of washing my hole only makes it worse because it hurts to rub off the ass medicine, making it more raw. I'm afraid if I tell her not to do it one night, she won't do it again. The thought of that is almost as painful as my butt. I mean you have not lived until you have you hands behind your knees, pulling you legs in the air, and your wife jacking you off while her tongue is an inch inside your ass. What do I do?

If not for the mention of being married thirteen years, I would have taken this for being written by Obner's own Busty Rhodes.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:43 pm

where the fuck do you hang out dude

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:33 pm

Ol Magic Jeff the Youth Pastor.....MOLO

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:36 pm

TOBY Wrote:

Buster Wrote:

Buster:

My wife and I have been married for 13 years. We have a good sex life. I have no complaints. However, for the last several months she has been rimming me. I mean really going at it like a maniac. When she did it the first time, I told her it was the best ever. Ever since then, when we have sex, she wants to do it because she wants to please me.

The problem is her saliva must be like battery acid. It has gotten so bad I have to keep a tube of preparation H at work and hid at the house. When I get home from work, I have to go and wash my ass because I'm afraid if we do have sex, she will taste the ass medicine. This ritual of washing my hole only makes it worse because it hurts to rub off the ass medicine, making it more raw. I'm afraid if I tell her not to do it one night, she won't do it again. The thought of that is almost as painful as my butt. I mean you have not lived until you have you hands behind your knees, pulling you legs in the air, and your wife jacking you off while her tongue is an inch inside your ass. What do I do?

If not for the mention of being married thirteen years, I would have taken this for being written by Obner's own Busty Rhodes.

that guy is probably married to a cat.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:03 pm

i'll bet the other magic jeff is pissed that the first one just destroyed his brand

tentoze · **Posted:** Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:49 am

D. C. area rocked by earthquake, teabaggers immediately blame Obama administration.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:09 am

toots Wrote:

i'll bet the other magic jeff is pissed that the first one just destroyed his brand

Nah. He's prolly a molo too.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:10 am

toots Wrote:

where the fuck do you hang out dude

Pulled that from Drew Magary's FUNBAG at Deadspin. Same source as the COUNTRY TIME POOPADE bowel cleansing story.

mutty · **Posted:** Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:59 pm

Here's an interesting article about internet memes:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/18/magaz ... technology

berliner · **Joined:** Fri May 09, 2008 7:00 pm **Posts:** 1516

mutty Wrote:

Here's an interesting article about internet memes:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/18/magaz ... technology

indeed interesting. the cat pic guy running now a multi-million-dollar business out of that? wtf... we really live in a weird world...

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