Honourable Senator, is your avatar selection becoming like the covers of Playboy? Where each of those features the bunny-head logo somewhere, oft tucked away (so finding it is seeing the forest for the sleaze... oh, snap, did I just lift a quote from Hitch?), does each of your avatars feature a can of krylon, somewhere?

Just wondering. But, it does look like that aristocratic gentlemen is holding a spray-can. Where is the silk-purse, though, thru which he could inhale the goodly chemic?

See ayah's "art minute" thread on the first page.

Just as one opens my threads at utmost peril to their sensitivity, I neglect to open ayah's threads at my peril.

I won't neglect to open again. Os lo juro.

No, but that is a good idea, n'est-ce pas? I will say that in the precious avatar I was, if not high on paint, at least really drunk and possibly otherwise altered.

"possibly" altered...? Like Joan Rivers has possibly had cosmetic surgery? Like the sun will possibly rise tomorrow?

Though I don't know LooGAR -- in fact, probably because of that fact -- I am going to give him the benefit of doubt. His use of 'possible' to modify 'otherwise altered' is fitting. The reason being: he is a hairy behemoth, six-feet-nine-inches, and probably a bit awkward at times, like my boy Gheorghe Muresan. So, kicking the Christmas tree -- maybe just stepping poorly?