the senator is going to rip into your reading comprehension skills with piss and vinegar on that one. just be warned

Bahaha whoops.

...yea, there is pretty much nothing I can say to defend myself here

Absolutely not the point I was addressing. See your first comment about gender reversal.

I know what you're trying to say Senor Sensitivo, but you know, the sexes are equal these days. I'm sure had any trouble arisen she coud have beaten enough dicks to find her way to safe harbor.

And Tommy's question, while fail, gets a pass because he's not a chronic offender in. This department like say, Timbgeeb or Jewgelsg.

*phew*

im actually surprised this story has received this much negative reaction. i'm just curious what the opposers would have done if they were in my situation.

not an opposer

i know! high five to you!

i guess it wasnt really that much, but more of a glut of posts from the same people. like 3 for and 3 against or something like that

Do you think the ex-boyfriend wanted more but that in her mind a handjob wasn't cheating (I mean who gives handjobs anymore)?

I had a friend whose girlfriend cheated on him by stripping while his best friend jerked off. Her excuse was that it wasn't cheating because they didn't touch. I always got a good laugh out of that.

Wow, I am really surprised at the responses to Robotboy's post. I'm a woman and I thought his actions were hilarious. Maybe if he had thrown her into the trunk, blindfolded and dumped her off in the middle of nowhere without shoes, it would've warranted those comments.

youre right i can totally see how stroking a dick to ejaculation could be perceived as not cheating.

well if she said she sucked him off....

Funny you would bring up reading comp classes.

no i know what you were saying, i just really hate that woman

I am old school. A gentleman would have given her cab fare (or a Wabash equivalent - a bus ticket?). This all reminds me of my favorite scene from one of my favorite movies, Darling. Julie Christie has been caught fucking around and Dirk Bogarde portrays brilliantly a man whose penis is shriveling with cuckold mortification. Frederic Raphael wrote the script:

-Taxi! -We're not taking a taxi.
-Why not? -l don't take whores in taxis.
What do you mean?
That's what you are, isn't it? A little whore, isn't it?
You've been back from Paris two days already.
lf you don't want me knowing what you're doing...
don't leave your ticket and passport lying all over the place.
l knew you'd get the wrong end of the stick--
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.
You're a whore, baby, that's all. Just a whore.
And l don't take whores in taxis.
Now what?
-A pound's not enough. -What do you mean?
-Wait a minute-- -Don't you give me, ''Wait a minute.''
A pound's not enough!
-Don't be a-- -Don't you lean on me.
lt was kinky before, and it's kinky now. And a pound's not enough.
Makes a lot of promises. Typical, when he's had his way.
You're not worth more than a bloody quid, anyway.
l'm an honest working girl.
£5 in the Walworth Road, that's about your bloody mark!
You crumb!
You greasy crumb!
£5 in the Walworth Road?
-What were you doing in Paris? -Working.
-Hope you got more than £5. -l should think l did. l wasn't with you.
-Fine. Help yourself. -QueIIe Iargesse. l'm impressed.
You bitch. You filthy little bitch.
Enjoy yourself. You've got no right to call me anything.
-l have every right to call you everything. -Have you? We're not married!
At least, not to each other.
l can't believe anyone as trivial and shallow as you can cause so much pain

If that anything like that raceless society we've all heard about?

i hope ben gibbard somehow reads this thread, because there's definitely a future death cab song (if not entire album) in here somewhere

bob i'm sorry i derailed your thread

this wasn't intended as a shot at robotboy, by the way

between me, mick and duffman, there is an absolute shit ton of bloody ralph wiggum "i choo-choo-choose you" emo heartbreak to go around

it's all cool, duffman

no harm no foul

Nice, one of my favorite episodes.

Man, this thread got good. +1