aw dont worry bout him. that's Old Man Paper.

imagine him doing this after every post:

haha. she's stepped back in line.

uh huh...tried that, wasn't working out, so i just started over. eff it.

You just want to up yr post count

The main thing is everyone is welcoming and doesn't hassle new people.

Aw hell, that's no fun.

She hasn't been around enough to expose traits to put her off to others. She needs to get in on a polarizing issue.

Femtoots...what do you think of that Cee Lo video?

Yeah, I wasn't being serious...I mainly wanted to post Yoda, and I like telling people to tell other people to get in line...and we rarely get noobies, so I had to give you shit.

exactly

i'm doing the Elaine dance to it right now.

UP NEXT..."the uncle sam"




We don't have no plastic L.A. Frynds,
ain't on the edge of no popular trend.
Ain't never seen the inside of that magazine GQ.
We don't care if you 're a lawyer, or a texas oil man,
or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand.
If you got Soul
We hang out with people just like you

My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue

Ride our own bikes To Sturgis
we pay our own dues,
smoking camels, drinking domestic BREWS
You want to know where I have been
just look at my hands
Yeah, I've driven by the White House,
Spent some time in jail.
Momma cried but she still wouldn't pay my bail.
I ain't been no angel,
But even God, he understands.

My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue

Yeah that's right!

My Daddy worked hard, and so have I,
paid our taxes and gave our lives
to serve this great country
so what are they complaining about

Yeah we love our families, we love our kids
you know it is love that makes us all so rich
That's where were at,
If they don't like it they can just
get the HELL out!

Yeah!

My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue

oh..oh..Red, White, and Blue....

Red, White, and Blue

oh..oh....Red, White, and Blue

the Uncle Sam is kinda hard to fuck up.

do it toots. do it.

this one's way too easy.

yeah too bad you're dropping out

there is more than half a year to come.

Think of it as a chance to hone your food-photography skills. Either way you do good work, berliner. You can't just roll over and let toots have it.

berliner is a worthy opponent, i'll say that

fuck. my mouth is watering thinking about those fresh baked buns berliner made.

toots, when are you making the next one?

i'm thinking of throwing my hat into the ring with this one. does omitting mayo because its fucking disgusting count against me?

additionally, how bad is it for you to eat a burger a week? admittedly i eat like a little girl and get super paranoid if i eat anything with a gram of fat, so i would fear of my gut blowing up if i get into this

there will be plenty of direct competition in the coming weeks, that's for sure. I need some time for that, which I don't have this week, unfortunately.