stop being a homo with that turkey burger shit. eat some beef god damnit.

we just used the self-made mayonnaise, which is probably a faux pas but i don't know what one dips them in whilst in nawlins

yeah, i'd fuck those FGT up with a quickness.

nah, that works. I usually use a fairly simple mix of maybe 75% sour cream, 25% mayo and a generous helping of horseradish for dipping of things like FGT's, onion rings, deep fired cauliflower, etc.

i bet that horseradish shoots just the right amount of flavor thru the nostrils and sinus cavities. ima have to try

last night i discovered there was a setting on my camera called "food"

look, im down for beef at any time, but a solid turkey burger hits the spot sometimes.

this was the first burger that made me feel a bit dirty at the end. also the first burger i couldn't finish off. perhaps it was all the self-made mayo i dipped into with my FGT's, prior to ingesting an oversized load of meat, but whatever the case, i still feel a bit dirty from it.

and about the FGT's--i actually fried up a couple ripe dumaduhs too, just because we have a million. they were equally as delish.

i need a cleanse like a china man needs rice, but i have 27 more weeks of burger to go. pheeeewwwwwww.....

this will be the second definitive toots thread of the year

"Toots and Femtoots take on the Colon Blow challenge"

that's right folks, you all wish you were here for cheeseburger tuesday: where you can beat your meat and place it between two warm buns, slathered in self-made mayo.

gonna start using the word slather a bit more. that's such an underused word.

"I'm gonna slather it"

slathercore

slatherwave

the slathering

If you want to make sure you lose weight while engaging this challenge -- cough, Gayboy, cough -- have an aneurysm. I'm down to 210 lbs, from an high of 259 in Feb '09 & 235 at my last MD check-up (in April, three months before the surgery).

Feeling better, Monty?

oh i dont need to lose weight, im at like 160lbs. i just dont feel like now is the time to blow up. but i guess if the worst happens, an aneurysm sounds like a solid solution

...and the foodies win another battle.

Not a burger.

Hot meatball sandwich with broiled onions and mushrooms, parm and mozz, on a whole wheat hoagie.

2 things - fried green tomatoes should only have one additional component: HOT SAUCE. This dipping sauce shit is for the birds. It's not a fucking french fry (or pommes frites for you food snobs)

secondly, I don't think anyone gave toots proper credit for "Uniting Hipsters and Teamsters since 1893" which should seriously be the new actual PBR ad campaign.

(^^that would be a hipster on the left, teamster on the right)