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rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i'm 99% disturbed and 1% turned on

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:01 pm

because it's a black one, right?

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:22 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

i'm 99% disturbed and 1% turned on

Reverse these #s. BABGY STORP!

bort · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:31 pm

sucke teet

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

shiv Wrote:

because it's a black one, right?

that and the elder abuse

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:38 pm

the only thing being abused there is...

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:22 am

Stone Wrote:

wenchlette Wrote:

The first time DirectTV was supposed to install my dish they said they'd be there between 7 AM and noon. It happened to be my first full day in my new (at the time) apartment AND the day after Halloween, so in celebration of the holiday and my new digs, my friend and I went out the night before and basically drank the bar out of vodka (one of the only memories of the night I have is getting back to the apartment and changing in the living room while saying "I don't care if you see my breasts" to her), because I never expected DirectTV to be on time.

Sure enough, the guys were early. I was awakened by a phone call at 6.45 AM asking directions and they arrived to find me in my pajamas (barely), clothes strewn all over the floor and my friend sleeping pantless on the couch. I'm sure they thought we had had a pretty great night.

The next two times they had to come they were on time and worked damn efficiently, but I'm pretty sure I'm an exception in these sorts of stories.

I really do love your stories, especially when they involve nakedness, but yeah, you really should just go to hell.

that's gonna be some pretty great hell

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:58 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:00 pm

...wtF

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:10 pm

i just bought this t-shirt.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:11 pm

are kittens the new wolves?

Stone · **Joined:** Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:27 am **Posts:** 1562

wenchlette Wrote:

Stone Wrote:

wenchlette Wrote:

The first time DirectTV was supposed to install my dish they said they'd be there between 7 AM and noon. It happened to be my first full day in my new (at the time) apartment AND the day after Halloween, so in celebration of the holiday and my new digs, my friend and I went out the night before and basically drank the bar out of vodka (one of the only memories of the night I have is getting back to the apartment and changing in the living room while saying "I don't care if you see my breasts" to her), because I never expected DirectTV to be on time.

Sure enough, the guys were early. I was awakened by a phone call at 6.45 AM asking directions and they arrived to find me in my pajamas (barely), clothes strewn all over the floor and my friend sleeping pantless on the couch. I'm sure they thought we had had a pretty great night.

The next two times they had to come they were on time and worked damn efficiently, but I'm pretty sure I'm an exception in these sorts of stories.

I really do love your stories, especially when they involve nakedness, but yeah, you really should just go to hell.

that's gonna be some pretty great hell

I'll follow you there.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

wenchlette Wrote:

are kittens the new wolves?

this is funny.

nobody · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:46 pm

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

http://translate.google.com/#is|en|sigur%20r%C3%B3s

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:32 am

Stone Wrote:

I'll follow you there.

We'd get television on time, but every channel would only air shows starring Nancy Grace.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

Stone · **Joined:** Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:27 am **Posts:** 1562

wenchlette Wrote:

Stone Wrote:

I'll follow you there.

We'd get television on time, but every channel would only air shows starring Nancy Grace.

Wow, it's like you knew exactly what my idea of hell is.

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:49 pm

robert schimmel = DEAD

man, that dude had the worst luck.

mutty · **Posted:** Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:29 am

shiv Wrote:

robert schimmel = DEAD

man, that dude had the worst luck.

no shit - his life was a series of unfortunate occurrences and bad fucking luck. It's amazing he could make humor from so many horrible experiences.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:50 am

some dude named Jim Kessler Wrote:

Looking at the Democratic majority in 1994 is like looking at the old Politburo from the Brezhnev era: It's a tableau of gray, glassy-eyed men with liver spots. In 1994, Neal Smith, at 74 a relatively young representative from Iowa, was defeated by Republican Greg Ganske, who rode around in a 1958 DeSoto to highlight the year Smith was first elected. Ousted Texan Jack Brooks had joined the House a year before Bill Haley and the Comets recorded "Rock Around the Clock."

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:35 am

LONDON — A giant bale of hay has killed a founding member of Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) after it tumbled down a hill and crashed into his van.
Cellist Mike Edwards, 62, died after the 1,323 lb bale rolled down a steep field in Devon, southern England, smashed through a hedge and careered on to the road.
He died instantly in the freak accident on Friday afternoon. Sgt. Steve Walker, of Devon and Cornwall police, described the crash as "a tragic accident," the BBC reported. Police said they used photographs and YouTube footage to identify Edwards and are investigating whether the bale may have fallen from a tractor working on farmland near the road. Edwards, who played with the band between 1972 and 1975, is believed to have swerved into another vehicle as the bale crushed his vehicle.
ELO eventually sold more than 50 million records worldwide. Britain's Mirror newspaper reported that Edwards quit the band at the height of its fame to become a Buddhist.

berliner · **Joined:** Fri May 09, 2008 7:00 pm **Posts:** 1516

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

LONDON — A giant bale of hay has killed a founding member of Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) after it tumbled down a hill and crashed into his van.
Cellist Mike Edwards, 62, died after the 1,323 lb bale rolled down a steep field in Devon, southern England, smashed through a hedge and careered on to the road.
He died instantly in the freak accident on Friday afternoon. Sgt. Steve Walker, of Devon and Cornwall police, described the crash as "a tragic accident," the BBC reported. Police said they used photographs and YouTube footage to identify Edwards and are investigating whether the bale may have fallen from a tractor working on farmland near the road. Edwards, who played with the band between 1972 and 1975, is believed to have swerved into another vehicle as the bale crushed his vehicle.
ELO eventually sold more than 50 million records worldwide. Britain's Mirror newspaper reported that Edwards quit the band at the height of its fame to become a Buddhist.

quality death.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:24 pm

Senator Lou Garra Wrote:

some dude named Jim Kessler Wrote:

Looking at the Democratic majority in 1994 is like looking at the old Politburo from the Brezhnev era: It's a tableau of gray, glassy-eyed men with liver spots. In 1994, Neal Smith, at 74 a relatively young representative from Iowa, was defeated by Republican Greg Ganske, who rode around in a 1958 DeSoto to highlight the year Smith was first elected. Ousted Texan Jack Brooks had joined the House a year before Bill Haley and the Comets recorded "Rock Around the Clock."

I know I've beat this drum before but I blame that Congress for ruining Jimmy Carter, enabling Ronnie Raygun and just generally being a deceitful bunch of dog fuckers. That they pulled off Watergate is more amazing than the moon landing.

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