dumbass songs with your name in them

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

the kind that people constantly ask you about when being introduced to them. It pisses me off because of all things on this green earth, I do not need to be associated with "Cotton-Eyed Joe", which is invariably what people say upon learning my name (other than the usual wool/polyester/pickin'/Mather references, of course). I was just thinking if y'all have similar issues with crap like this.

Edit: As soon as I typed this I realized that Dolly and Audrey probably have it so much worse than I due to the showtunes featuring their names. Sorry, gals.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:14 pm

like Mike, if I could be like Mike. :roll:

puma · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:17 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Audrey

i don't recall any songs with my name in it. or maybe i just don't pay attention.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:20 pm

Jeez, I'd hate to be named Joe. I mean, having the same name as a motorcycle is so much better.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:22 pm

alongdrive Wrote:

Jeez, I'd hate to be named Joe. I mean, having the same name as a motorcycle is so much better.

Thanks for your input, Norton.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

pumachik Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

Audrey

i don't recall any songs with my name in it. or maybe i just don't pay attention.

Little Shop of Horrors!

puma · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:29 pm

Charli · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:30 pm

Dude, try having this one- "867-5309 (jenny I got your number)"

That came out when I was 12. The boys were jerks to me about it. They used to tease me if the song was about me and what was I doing in a bar.

good lord.

Though I do like The Killers song "jenny was a friend of mine".

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

I find it amazing that ANYONE hearing your name associates it with that song. That would be more weird than irritating.

Steve

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:33 pm

88 Lines About 44 Women -- Turkish Tania liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots.

The only song I know that has my name in it.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:33 pm

I only have one song I know of, and though it's about a woman, it ain't bad at all. I used to listen to the Doc Watson version when I was a young'un.

Wake up, wake up, Darling Cory, What makes you sleep so sound?
The revenuers are a-coming, For to tear your still house down.

Dig a hole, Dig a hole in the meadow, Dig a hole in the cold cold ground;
Dig a hole, Dig a hole in the meadow, We're gonna lay Darling Cory down.

The first time I seen Darling Cory, She's lookin' out on the sea,
With her pistols a-hangin' 'round her middle, And a banjo hangin' round her knee.

The next time I seen Darling Cory, She had a wine glass in her hand;
She was drinkin' down that cold poison liquor, With a low-down gamblin' man.

Go 'way, go 'way, Darling Cory, I'll do the best I can.
I'll get me a no drinkin' woman, And you get you another lovin' man.

The last time I seen Darling Cory, Her pistol was in her hand;
She done kilt that revenue officer, What took away her corn liquor man.

Don't you hear them bluebirds singin', Don't you hear that mournful sound,
They're preachin' Cory's funeral, In the lonesome graveyard ground.

bgl3 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:36 pm

Do the Bartman

Shoot me fucking dead. Seriously.

e-stone · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:37 pm

i don't know that i've ever heard a song with jason in it. it'd be pretty hard to rhyme with.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Well, if we're just naming songs with our names in them the first one that comes to mind is Queen's Another One Bites The Dust.

Steve walks warily down the street, with his brim pulled way down low.

iron_and_beer · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:41 pm

I wish my name were Tony.

"This is a song about a superhero named Tony. It's called Toy's theme."

PopTodd · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:48 pm

I don't know of any for Todd.
But my wife is Sharon, and she's heard "My Sharona" since high school... constantly.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:50 pm

Only one that I know of...

Rickie Lee Jones, Chuck E.'s in Love

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:50 pm

elephantstone Wrote:

i don't know that i've ever heard a song with jason in it. it'd be pretty hard to rhyme with.

There's this guy on Obner named Jason,
whose father was a macho stone mason.
His dad said "I'm just sick,"
while smashing a brick,
"That a he-man like me had a gay son."

Postmersh · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:51 pm

pumachik Wrote:

i don't recall any songs with my name in it. or maybe i just don't pay attention.

ditto here... no one really sings about Kyle nowadays...

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:51 pm

This topic makes me think of that girl who rode my bus in 8th grade, Janeane, and AMG...that is all.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

tell laura i love her.
(but don't...really...don't)

juice · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:59 pm

Dolly Parton had a song about a rugged yet still tender-hearted mountain man named Joshua.....

hence the name of the song being "Joshua"

e-stone · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:02 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

elephantstone Wrote:

i don't know that i've ever heard a song with jason in it. it'd be pretty hard to rhyme with.

There's this guy on Obner named Jason,
whose father was a macho stone mason.
His dad said "I'm just sick,"
while smashing a brick,
"That a he-man like me had a gay son."

awesome.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

don't forget "'facin'"
and basin

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:40 pm

My name is Chris Krauth and in high school I got these 2 constantly:

"Chris Krauth'll make you Jump, Jump"

"Warm it up Chris" and then I'm supposed to say, "I'm about to"

so i just wore my jeans backwards.....

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