How many hipsters died last nite?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:25 am

There was a tornado in Brooklyn.

Everybody, buy 1990s vintage NBA jerseys & cheap beer & deliver them to the Red Cross. Care-packages are being prepared as we speak.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:30 am

toots · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:35 am

treatment priority during triage will be based on the p4k rating system

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:56 am

AnCo are playing the benefit gig.

robotboy · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:57 am

not enough

Roach · **Joined:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:39 pm **Posts:** 955

Timis has a friend from HS who lives in Brooklyn. A tree that had been infected with Japanese knotwood, which drastically weakened the stability of said tree, fell over in the tornado and crushed his fixed gear.

toots · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:08 pm

there are hundreds of hipsters camped out at the warsaw

WHY DOES OBAMA HATE WHITE PEOPLE

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I miss thunderstorms.

also, I'm working on drawing up a batch of ironic tie-dye lapel ribbons if anyone is interested.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:36 pm

Oh ho ho ho, there are hipsters in Brooklyn, it's funny when they die. Monty, go fuck yourself. Ryan, I like you, but kinda go fuck yourself too.

One woman died. A normal person in Queens whose clothing and beverage preferences aren't deserving of your envy or derision, Monty.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:36 pm

Aren't you touchy.

Just chill the fuck out, do some qaaludes or something.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:38 pm

Also: I didn't refer to Queens, only Brooklyn, as the coolest bourrough was the only one I saw mentioned in the account I read prior to posting.

Oh, & this is a first: I came in for your scorn (to be expected), & GAYBOY as well (quite a bit less typical), but Dalen escaped your wrath. True, his Animal Collective riff was pretty weak sauce by comparison to my obvious envy, but, still... You & D ain't bosom buddies.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:49 pm

You know, Loogar will never like you, no matter how much you make yourself in his image. You don't have to keep doing this.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:49 pm

You can be free, Monty.

ShamWow! · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:16 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

You can be free, Monty.

If being on the register is truly free.

mutty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:17 pm

this thread went from lame to awesome in 5 posts.

OPA! · **Posted:** Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:50 am

I'm still alive. Bummer.

robotboy · **Posted:** Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:20 am

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Oh ho ho ho, there are hipsters in Brooklyn, it's funny when they die. Monty, go fuck yourself. Ryan, I like you, but kinda go fuck yourself too.

One woman died. A normal person in Queens whose clothing and beverage preferences aren't deserving of your envy or derision, Monty.

sweety, don't

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:11 am

OPA! Wrote:

I'm still alive. Bummer.

Hi OPA.

Dalen · **Posted:** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:48 am

i've missed you OPA.

kinda wanna hold you tight and listen to the new Blonde Redhead album.

OPA! · **Posted:** Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:29 pm

The new Blonde Redhead album is a huge disappointment.

I've missed you guys too. Hopefully, I'll be able to post more now that work slows down a bit.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

this video making the internet rounds is really not helping anything at all.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:25 pm

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Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Not sure if this link still works since it was sent to me last night and I can't see it on this computer.

link

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:59 pm

look at the tree!

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