Random story of the day:

I get into work this morning, and my cubicle was HIJACKED. Pictures of N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, New Kids, etc.... pictures of every pop star decorated ALL OVER my cubicle. What the fuck!

And they (my co-workers) think it's soooooooooooooo funny! Revenge is sweet, my dears, it is sweet.

Tear the corner of a ketchup packet.

Carefully fold in half and place under the toilet seat on the rim of the bowl. Usually there are pegs on the underside of the seat, and that's the best place to put the soon-to-be-discharged packet.

Wait.

If you have access to someone's computer while they're away for a few minutes. Go into Word and set the autocorrect to replace a really common word like "the" with something like "I'm the Lamest.Person.Ever!"

It works best with people that aren't all that computer savy, they think their computer is broken. Heh.

Don't lie. You love boy bands. I've heard your confessions.

hehehe...thats pretty funny.

Whoopi cushions are under appreciated these days. They work so well in office spaces/cubicles. Also, messin' with someone's screensaver is a classic. Make said person's screensaver say something like "I have 98 STD's of which 19 are yet unidentifiable."

NeZ that autocorrect shit is the funniest idea I have ever heard.

Dude. You WEREN'T supposed to tell anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another funny part was, a picture was under the phone, and I didn't notice it until I picked up the phone... so instead of answering the phone professionally- I'm screaming "OH MY GAWD!!" Luckily, it wasn't a client or anyone important.

Secretly.plotting.plan.of.destruction. I'm always the one that gets picked on around here because I'm the youngest. Rawr!

EDIT: grammar. Damn engrish.

When I left my last job I levered off a couple of keys on my supervisors keyboard and switched them around. This is a great trick. I don't know what the consiquences were that time since I was out on my ear, but I've done it before and the guy got the computer expert down to fix his computer because he thought it was broken! Hehehe.

The great thing about it is people often don't even notice until they have finished typing or printed something off. And they never notice if you say swap C and V round or D and F.

I've found its even more effective if you make a small change. I set one guy's Word to replace his last name with a simular-sounding cuss word. He didn't notice for three days, all the while sending numerous letters, etc. out to his clients and co-workers.
There were a lot of amusing calls coming through the switchboard for a while... Thankfully, Management never found out who did it...