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Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:51 am

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Lyle Evans LooGAR Wrote:

I'm pretty impressed with chicanery, if I do say so myself.

Shenanigans for sure. Be funny if it works, though.

Well, we know it sorta worked, because we can track who opens and who they forward it to. Even if they aren't shitting bricks, we still deeked 'em pretty good.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:51 pm

PopTodd Wrote:

mutty Wrote:

Yea, its getting windy up here also. I heard Lake Superior could get waves up to 25-30 feet along the north shore. North end of Lake Michigan is expecting 14-18 foot waves.

On the news in Chicago they were saying 20- to 25-ft. waves. Wish that I were in (safe) viewing distance of that. I love watching that kind of thing.
This one will be "worse than the storm that sank the Edmund Fitzgerald in 1975".

(That's your cue, Bob.)

two guns holla · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:53 pm

Lyle Evans LooGAR Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Lyle Evans LooGAR Wrote:

I'm pretty impressed with chicanery, if I do say so myself.

Shenanigans for sure. Be funny if it works, though.

Well, we know it sorta worked, because we can track who opens and who they forward it to. Even if they aren't shitting bricks, we still deeked 'em pretty good.

Don Draper-ish

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:55 pm

Also...

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:45 pm

is this a cologne for pedos?

paper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:59 pm

holy shit, that's the cologne I wear...

Stone · **Joined:** Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:27 am **Posts:** 1562

Do you have a little person dressed in white that you travel with?

Top Deck · **Joined:** Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:57 pm **Posts:** 53

Back from elections for Board of Directors of our Homeowners Association. A massive coup triumphed as the professional Condo Commando, and his puppet regime, were taken down Del Boca Vista style. The Wizard Tip Calculator could not combat the smear campaign ran against this guy. Such a pompous prick. Also going down was this young hot blond, who thought she was running for Student Council President a la Tracy Flick. Felt bad for her, but could not vote her in...as we do have some real issues. I'll stop by and give her my sympathies though!

I didn't realize how much drama there is within our community. I might have to BS more with the neighbors, cause this shit is hilarious. Aren't local politics great?

mutty · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:09 pm

Homeowners associations bring out the crazy in people. They get drunk on the power of deciding how high neighbor's grass can grow, or what house colors are and are not acceptable.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:36 am

FT · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:03 am

mutty Wrote:

Homeowners associations bring out the crazy in people. They get drunk on the power of deciding how high neighbor's grass can grow, or what house colors are and are not acceptable.

HOAs are the unions of the 21st century...corrupt, megalomaniacal bullies.

seafoam · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:32 am

Really, who are the jerks spitting their gum out on sidewalks?

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

why did the 60's have to end?
the supremes were so good.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:43 pm

seafoam Wrote:

Really, who are the jerks spitting their gum out on sidewalks?

pinehurst · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:45 am **Posts:** 1526

Reason #598 why the 21st century blows: My five-year-old just participated in his school's first "Lockdown Drill". He said you have to hide under the desks so the bad guys can't see you. Jesus Fucking Tits.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:09 pm

pinehurst Wrote:

Reason #598 why the 21st century blows: My five-year-old just participated in his school's first "Lockdown Drill". He said you have to hide under the desks so the bad guys can't see you. Jesus Fucking Tits.

That stinks. My mom lived in Florida, and still recollects the whole Cuban missile crisis drills. Hard to believe something that seems so archaic is once again relevant in schools.

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:57 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

pinehurst Wrote:

Reason #598 why the 21st century blows: My five-year-old just participated in his school's first "Lockdown Drill". He said you have to hide under the desks so the bad guys can't see you. Jesus Fucking Tits.

That stinks. My mom lived in Florida, and still recollects the whole Cuban missile crisis drills. Hard to believe something that seems so archaic is once again relevant in schools.

Yea, its not really a 21st century thing. Hiding under your desk has been taught in America for decades now. If that makes you feel any better... which is shouldn't.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

pinehurst Wrote:

My five-year-old just participated in his school's first "Lockdown Drill". He said you have to hide under the desks so the bad guys can't see you.

so i guess the 60s aren't over after all.

seafoam · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:45 am

Krug Wrote:

seafoam Wrote:

Really, who are the jerks spitting their gum out on sidewalks?

Well stop it already.

nobody · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:25 pm

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:51 pm

toots · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:24 pm

lol @ the stiff white guy at :57

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

pinehurst Wrote:

Reason #598 why the 21st century blows: My five-year-old just participated in his school's first "Lockdown Drill". He said you have to hide under the desks so the bad guys can't see you. Jesus Fucking Tits.

bad guys are blind?

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south pacific · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:47 pm

Krug Wrote:

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