Toots the Fierce takes on the Cheese and Burger challenge

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:22 pm

will it sway me from my already-planned regimen of distilled water and power juicing?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:33 pm

toots Wrote:

will it sway me from my already-planned regimen of distilled water and power juicing?

If Drew Magary's Funbag correspondents are to be believed, cleansings are the best thing ever: producing absolutely the most disgusting bowel evacuations, noxious, aquaceous, & coloured the same orange as Cheeto dust.

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:34 pm

i'm hoping it will break up the intestinal plaque of years of road food and gas station dinners, in addition to the colonic artifacts of this burger experiment

i fully expect a religious experience

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:39 pm

toots Wrote:

i'm hoping it will break up the intestinal plaque of years of road food and gas station dinners, in addition to the colonic artifacts of this burger experiment

i fully expect a religious experience

& the Right complains about all these atheist secular-humanists among the young. How little they know: Homeopathy is the new Jesus.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:36 pm

toots Wrote:

will it sway me from my already-planned regimen of distilled water and power juicing?

Well the name of the show should be an indication, but yeah. Basically, according to them its all a bunch of hoo ha. A co-worker was pretty into doing the self-cleanses and destroyed their colon. Had to go and get all types of examinations, etc.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:37 pm

I actually searched youtube for it Rabbit and couldn't find it.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:38 pm

Oh and...

By the end you might have 50 pounds of rotting flesh in yr gut. Jus' saying.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:40 pm

Do you have Netflix?

or try this:

Code:

http://tv.blinkx.com/show/penn-teller-bullshit/AL4zGbduBcoieWo3G6vvtZlpvY8#s5e4

Though I can't vouch for what you might find at the end of the rainbow.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:52 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Do you have Netflix?

or try this:

Code:

http://tv.blinkx.com/show/penn-teller-bullshit/AL4zGbduBcoieWo3G6vvtZlpvY8#s5e4

Though I can't vouch for what you might find at the end of the rainbow -- and by that I mean "NSFW." So don't, under any circumstances, watch this episode while at work.

or so I hear

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:58 pm

I didn't click the link to find out, sorry. If its any consolation the horrendously loud audio scared me and my co-workers when it blared on with Jack Black on the main page.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:59 pm

Oh, yeah P&T does have some nudity...sorry.

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:59 pm

the no-deodorant joanna newsom girl in the mukluks at the co-op told me they work and im going to believe her

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:10 pm

Just put some Burt's Bees, Dr. Bronners, and organic hummus in a blender.

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:12 pm

dont forget breast milk

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:25 pm

I read an article today saying that some of the things in breast milk would keep the common cold away.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:28 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

I read an article today saying that some of the things in breast milk would keep the common cold away.

There's research suggesting that babies deposit germs on the nipples while breastfeeding, and the mom starts making antibodies in the next batch of milk. Neat shit.

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:32 pm

wikipedia contributor MER-C Wrote:

The antibacterial and healing properties[citation needed] of breast milk are often overlooked, even by the nursing mothers themselves.[31] Breast milk, if properly expressed and stored, is a sterile solution and can be used in a variety of ways to promote healing and clean wounds. Breast milk contains strong antibodies and antitoxins that many people believe promote healing and better overall health.

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:33 pm

food, drink, real estate, psychoanalysis, boobs...this threads got it all

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:36 pm

toots Wrote:

wikipedia contributor MER-C Wrote:

The antibacterial and healing properties[citation needed] of breast milk are often overlooked, even by the nursing mothers themselves.[31] Breast milk, if properly expressed and stored, is a sterile solution and can be used in a variety of ways to promote healing and clean wounds. Breast milk contains strong antibodies and antitoxins that many people believe promote healing and better overall health.

fuck all that uncited "promotes healing" mumbojumbo, where's the blurb about "it makes your rack get huge, makes you lose all the preggo weight quickly, and it's FREE you dumbshit."

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:46 pm

i wish there were a male analog

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:06 pm

If there were, Dale would've found it by now.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:16 pm

This thread has become quite a catch-all, hasn't it?

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:18 pm

yep, a real 1 Corinthians 9:19

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:27 pm

Shera · **Posted:** Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:19 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

I read an article today saying that some of the things in breast milk would keep the common cold away.

I put breast milk in my daughters ear to cure a funky wet dog smell that the doctors couldn't figure out. It totally worked. I also used it in her eyes when she was little and had a cold, complete with overabundant eye boogers. Worked for that, too. It's definitely a cure-all. Maybe we should make a cheeseburger with breast milk cheese. I'm pretty sure I could digest that.

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