FEBRUARY 2011 (All sorts of randomness)

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:12 pm

The problem with MILF porn is this...

most of the actresses are washed up strippers or old pornstars. They still wear to much make-up, they still wear their hair too high...It doesn't work for me...

I wanna see the moms who shop at Whole Foods, or some of the moms that have kids in my daughters school...real moms....who drive their kids to soccer practice...

am i asking for too much?

Kingfish · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:16 pm

To be clear...

You're not satisfied that MILF porn uses old porn stars and not actual moms?

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:24 pm

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:26 pm

Kingfish Wrote:

To be clear...

You're not satisfied that MILF porn uses old porn stars and not actual moms?

At least dress them up to make them look like a mom you'd pick up at the grocery store, walking her kids in the mall, dropping them off at soccer, running a bake sale, etc....

not just a 40 year old looking stripper, wearing the same outfit as porn starts half her age....

i mean, c'mon.... commit to the genre and do it right....

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:31 pm

Weird Al's stroke of genius - A Dylan parody consisting entirely of palindromes:

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:41 pm

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Twilightkid Wrote:

The problem with MILF porn is this...

most of the actresses are washed up strippers or old pornstars. They still wear to much make-up, they still wear their hair too high...It doesn't work for me...

I wanna see the moms who shop at Whole Foods, or some of the moms that have kids in my daughters school...real moms....who drive their kids to soccer practice...

am i asking for too much?

the problem is also when they label a 24-year old porn star as a milf because she wears glasses.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:56 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

Um, glass houses much?

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:58 pm

FT Wrote:

Twilightkid Wrote:

Um, glass houses much?

I am not familiar with such a term....
and I was referring to the Mets being in shambles becuase the owners got duped by Bernie Madoff.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:59 pm

Awesome!!
Thanks Dri (via facebook)

FT · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:00 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Twilightkid Wrote:

Um, glass houses much?

I am not familiar with such a term....
and I was referring to the Mets being in shambles becuase the owners got duped by Bernie Madoff.

I know, Dov...I was just giving you one last kick in the nuts about the Rangers beating the Yankees. Who knows when/if I'll ever be able to do that again.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Twilightkid Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Twilightkid Wrote:

Um, glass houses much?

I am not familiar with such a term....
and I was referring to the Mets being in shambles becuase the owners got duped by Bernie Madoff.

didn't the wilpons actually make a profit from that whole fiasco? i wouldn't exactly call that being duped, but it has now opened up an unfortunate public relations situation.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:02 pm

With the way the Knicks are playing (considering the last 10 years), the numbness in my crotch is feelin just fine....(for now at least)

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:04 pm

Z Wrote:

didn't the wilpons actually make a profit from that whole fiasco? i wouldn't exactly call that being duped, but it has now opened up an unfortunate public relations situation.

I'l be honest. I don't know 'all' the specifics....but they are trying to unload 25% of ownership of the team due to what transpired....i din't think they did that well??? but, i like to pick on the mets anyways!

FT · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:06 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

With the way the Knicks are playing (considering the last 10 years), the numbness in my crotch is feelin just fine....(for now at least)

hey, the knicks are much improved this year

not everybody can be 40-7

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:14 pm

You may have a point, but.....

Quote:

NEW YORK | Wed Jan 5, 2011 2:03am EST
(Reuters) - The New York Knicks had too much firepower for San Antonio on Tuesday and continued their high-scoring antics with a crushing 128-115 victory over the NBA-leading Spurs.

yes, yes, Spurs got their revenge last week!

FT · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:16 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

You may have a point, but.....

Quote:

NEW YORK | Wed Jan 5, 2011 2:03am EST
(Reuters) - The New York Knicks had too much firepower for San Antonio on Tuesday and continued their high-scoring antics with a crushing 128-115 victory over the NBA-leading Spurs.

yes, yes, Spurs got their revenge last week!

dammit, i had already suppressed that from my memory LOL

toots · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:19 pm

Z Wrote:

the problem is also when they label a 24-year old porn star as a milf because she wears glasses.

preach

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:20 pm

toots Wrote:

Z Wrote:

the problem is also when they label a 24-year old porn star as a milf because she wears glasses.

preach

glasses porn is hot too!

toots · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:20 pm

what about braces porn

toots · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:20 pm

like, leg braces

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:22 pm

Anyone remember Days of the New?

toots · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:23 pm

classic butt rock from louisville

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:23 pm

Z Wrote:

porn star

That term has got to go. So you pulled a dp train with 8 guys and then gargled their spew? OH YOU A STAR.

Let's go with something slightly more real: pornwhore

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:28 pm

toots Wrote:

like, leg braces

They need something like Bangbus but with girls in wheelchairs and then at the end they leave them by the side of the road sans chair.

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