Charlie Sheen is awesome.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:29 pm

“Hope is for suckers and tools.”

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:34 pm

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:59 pm

Charlie was interviewed on Howard Stern today. Regarding the 'Goddess' sleeping arrangements.

Sheen revealed that Natty (a bikini model) and Rach (formerly known as Bree Olsen, her porn star name), sleep in separate beds in the same room - and he gets to pick which bed he sleeps in.

ROBIN QUIVERS: But how do they work it? Do they sleep in the same bed?
HOWARD STERN: Yeah, are all three of you in the bed together?
CHARLIE SHEEN: No because we are adults and we realize that three in a bed is like, we are all not seven.
HOWARD STERN: So everybody gets their own bed?
CHARLIE SHEEN: We have two beds in the bedroom and it is a 2-1 switch off. 'A 2-1 switch off,' listen to me.
HOWARD STERN: This is unbelievable. The two of them stay in the same bed and you are in the bed next to them?
CHARLIE SHEEN: No they will take a separate bed and then I have to choose.
ROBIN QUIVERS: Oh, so you come in and choose which bed you want to sleep in.
HOWARD STERN: You live like a king, my friend.
CHARLIE SHEEN: Why the hell shouldn't I, Howard?
HOWARD STERN: Why not? You are special, right?
CHARLIE SHEEN: Yes I am, just like you. We are special.

:cheers:

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:22 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Charlie was interviewed on Howard Stern today. Regarding the 'Goddess' sleeping arrangements.

Sheen revealed that Natty (a bikini model) and Rach (formerly known as Bree Olsen, her porn star name), sleep in separate beds in the same room - and he gets to pick which bed he sleeps in.

ROBIN QUIVERS: But how do they work it? Do they sleep in the same bed?
HOWARD STERN: Yeah, are all three of you in the bed together?
CHARLIE SHEEN: No because we are adults and we realize that three in a bed is like, we are all not seven.
HOWARD STERN: So everybody gets their own bed?
CHARLIE SHEEN: We have two beds in the bedroom and it is a 2-1 switch off. 'A 2-1 switch off,' listen to me.
HOWARD STERN: This is unbelievable. The two of them stay in the same bed and you are in the bed next to them?
CHARLIE SHEEN: No they will take a separate bed and then I have to choose.
ROBIN QUIVERS: Oh, so you come in and choose which bed you want to sleep in.
HOWARD STERN: You live like a king, my friend.
CHARLIE SHEEN: Why the hell shouldn't I, Howard?
HOWARD STERN: Why not? You are special, right?
CHARLIE SHEEN: Yes I am, just like you. We are special.

:cheers:

man, my car was in the body shop and i had a rental for the night that had sirius installed and didn't even get to hear this.

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:27 pm

shiv, download all the shows here: http://redskunk.org/

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:50 am

if anyone gets mp3 soundsamples of these, please let me know!

Leon · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:01 am

Damn, he looks good for the way he lives. He was smoking crack right? or was it all just coke up the nose? Cuz if it was crack he's doing better than all the crack heads I've known.

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:01 am

He's LIVE on Today this morning, after they took his kids away last night. Prepare for massive trainwreck.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

i didn't expect them to be so cute

Sketch · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:56 am

Who said it, Sheen or Gaffadi?

Awesome.

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:59 am

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:58 am

jewels santana Wrote:

i didn't expect them to be so cute

Bree Olsen is a champion sport fucker.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:03 pm

Charlie Sheen x Ron Fucking Swanson: http://sheenandswanson.tumblr.com/

paper · **Posted:** Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:35 am

I fucking hate dubstep, but this is kinda cool.

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

New LA cocktails inspired by Charlie Sheen:

Tiger’s Blood

* 2 oz Booker’s Barrel Proof Bourbon
* 1 oz Carpano Antica
* 2 dashes Peychaud Bitters
* Stir/Strain/Up
* Glass: Cocktail Glass
* Garnish: Flamed Orange Twist

Adonis DNA

* 1 oz XO Cognac
* ½ oz Lemon Juice
* ½ oz Golden Blossom Honey
* 3 oz Krug Grand Cuvee
* Shake/Strain/Up
* Glass: Cocktail Glass Rinsed with Ouzo
* Garnish: Lemon Twist (discard) w/ 24k gold flakes

7gram Rockstar from Mars

* 2 oz* Coca tea infused Everclear

*CHARLIE’S DISCLAIMER: Do not attempt if you’re from this terrestrial realm, “because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

Sober Valley Lodge “Green Machine”

* ¾ oz Lime Juice
* ½ oz Agave Nectar
* 1 ½ oz Apple Cider
* 3 cucumber slices
* 2 mint sprigs
* Top w/Club Soda
* Glass: Highball
* Garnish: Cucumber Slice w/ Mint Sprig
* Muddle Cucumber & Mint, then measure remaining ingredients.
* Shake/Strain/Top w/ soda.

I’m an F-18 Bro

* 2 oz Aviation Gin
* ¾ oz Lemon Juice
* ½ oz Maraska Liqueur
* ¼ oz Crème Yvette
* Flamed Absinthe rinsed glass
* Shake/Strain/Up
* Glass: Cocktail
* Garnish: None, I’m an F-18 bro!

Goddesses

* 1/2 oz St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur
* 4 oz Champagne
* 1 dash Orange Bitters
* Glass: Champagne Coupe
* Garnish: Purple Orchid w/ essence of sex (essential oils of- lime, patchouli, ylang ylang, ginger)

Lrr · **Posted:** Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:56 pm

He must be selling a ton of poetry books with this media bltiz.

k · **Posted:** Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:01 am

Tiger Blood Radio now on Sirius/XM channel 100/139.

shiv · **Posted:** Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:19 pm

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:30 am

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

Live right now

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:34 am

holy christ, WINNING tattoo

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:06 am

Really liked Bill Maher's rant on this last Friday:

Quote:

"I don't care. I mean, you know me, I've been a social libertarian. I don't care if you do drugs, I don't care if you have goddesses... skanks. But all this talk from Charlie about how he's tired of pretending he's not a rock star from Mars. Dude, you're on Two And A Half Men. You're on, like, the lamest sitcom ever. This is what no one is talking about. How can you be this cool if the central thing you do is not that cool? 'I have tiger's blood and Adonis DNA and normal brains can't process me.' You play Uncle Sleazy on Bringing Up Chunky. That's what you do for a living. 'I'm an F-18 that will melt your face off.' No, you're on CBS. The old person's network. So, you know, can we stop all the talk about 'magic in my fingertips'? You know, magic is Shakespeare and Leaves of Grass and Stanley Kubrick. Who gives a fuck what happens to Two and a Half Men? This movement. Oh yes, write your network executives and your Congressman cause if we don't have a ninth season of Two and a Half Men, art will die."

TheTheory · **Posted:** Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:17 am

Personally, all the negatives Maher listed are what make this whole Sheen situation so ridiculously hilarious.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:26 pm

Rick Derris Wrote:

Really liked Bill Maher's rant on this last Friday:

Quote:

"You play Uncle Sleazy on Bringing Up Chunky."

Game, set, match: Maher.

TheTheory · **Posted:** Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:24 am

Charlie Sheen is fired.

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:24 am

LOSING

Charlie Sheen is awesome.

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