Way to get back on the horse dude!!!

Look at this way, at least you know she's not in it for the money.

not just DDD, but real and not a single stretchmark to be found

and a 100% hail damage-free ass, to boot!

closest thing i've ever seen in real life, figure-wise to jessica rabbit (ok, her waist isn't THAT narrow, but it's definitely full-blown hourglass)

i realize i'm surfing quite the uncharacteristically misognyistic and superficial wave with the tenor of my posts in this thread, but i'm psyched, you know?

or the abs LOL

You deserve it man. Been a tough couple years for The Bob.

Let me ask you this though.................you've already played the "let me make you a mix" card haven't you?

Bob, I am very happy for you.

but please, never mention "squat thrusts" again.

not yet, because she's actually more of a sports talk radio fan

as much as it should bug me that she's not into music as much as i am, i am willing to make certain allowances

i will take her under my aural wing soon enough...

agreed...the quotes are what make it induce the gag reflex

everything really is coming up milhouse these days

ex and kids finally got moved into an apartment

divorce becomes final in early/mid-june at the latest

and, last but not least, my aforementioned lady friend is on the scene with a gangsta lean

only negative these days is no end in sight regarding my abject poverty (gf is a vet tech, so she po, too)

still, i'm ok living that o. henry dream (gift of magi)

Bob it sounds like paycheck be damned, you are indeed a rich man these days.

right on

Yea, just turned 29. Started posting on CMJ in freshman Java lab as an 18-year old freshman in college. Kinda cool pathetic.

Also, congrats to Bob on not only the lady but also the awesome humblebrag.

This one got me, especially because I actually read Cap's posts in his voice in my head. Like, I almost heard the slow whistle that accompanied this post.

Also, for some reason I don't think it's all that sad and pathetic. Motherfuckers find their wives and shit on e/dating sites, everyone has a failbook/tumblr/blog/pogblask - the internet, and chatboards like this are legitimate parts of the modern social fabric, and the people that are left here obviously fucking like it, and even like (most) of the posters because I've been on here/CMJ since January of 2004' so 7 full years, and I still find reasons to come back. Do I talk about it to strangers/acquaintances? Fuck no, but I certainly talk about fat old dudes at the skatepark, and the fact that Cap and 1sty don't drive a car, etc with Bloor and Derris (or whomever I meet up with).

i'm working on it, stone and ft. thems some rough waters in vermont. there's hope, though. through dating sites i've learned guys from india freaking love me.

I was mostly kidding about the pathetic comment

FUCK. YES.

Good work, Bobbo.

Bobbo, didn't you read that study that came out that FAAAAT dudes last longer in bed? Her sexual peak + your stature = lots o' humpin

I'm 29...fuck 20s.

i had to stop taking my crazy meds just so i could start firing off again

no problem with the strength of the barrel, but was working with an empty chamber until i found out the main side effect of zoloft is an extremely inconvenient and most unfortunately-named affliction called "retarded ejaculation"

i briefly considered staying on the meds, just so i could get all sting/tantric up in herre, but ladies eventually want the 21-gun salute to happen at some point

Please tell me that results in a surprise batch 3 hours post-coitus.

GO THREAD GO!

no, but that would be hilarious

i think what you are referring to would be best titled "deferred ejaculation"

I think I speak for the entire board when I say photographic proof of this will not be necessary.

<Todd Palin joke>

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