Are there any young Obners?

FT · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:08 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

FT Wrote:

"retarded ejaculation"

fixed

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Dalen Wrote:

Ramenamen Wrote:

Wow. I'm probably the youngest on this board. Just turned 20 a few weeks ago.

what up young blood.

One of my old students. That makes me the new onebrownjeff, and ramenamen is the new katie, a princess.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:14 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Bob, I am very happy for you.

it just occurred to me that her name is the same as cottonelle

nobody · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:15 pm

Message boarding with former students is about half a step away from smoking a joint with former students.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

nah, it's half a step away from being their friend on facebook. And I'm not trying to tap it either, we're both straight dudes. Plus he's long distance. Although the wife is no longer keeping us apart.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:24 pm

why aren't we talking about bob's ejaculate anymore?

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:27 pm

This thread is alternately delighting and repulsing me.

Good job tho Bob.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

hankering for a threesome with bob, huh stace? who isn't?

FT · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:32 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

hankering for a threesome with bob, huh stace? who isn't?

as big (FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT) as i am, it's an automatic threesome without having to add a third person

FT · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:35 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

why aren't we talking about bob's ejaculate anymore?

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:35 pm

THREAD OF TWENTY11

FT · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:36 pm

shiv Wrote:

alternately delighting and repulsing

my two specialities

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:37 pm

Vic Da Baron LooGAR Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Well damnation Bob. Ride 'er like you stole 'er.

This one got me, especially because I actually read Cap's posts in his voice in my head. Like, I almost heard the slow whistle that accompanied this post.

Also, for some reason I don't think it's all that sad and pathetic. Motherfuckers find their wives and shit on e/dating sites, everyone has a failbook/tumblr/blog/pogblask - the internet, and chatboards like this are legitimate parts of the modern social fabric, and the people that are left here obviously fucking like it, and even like (most) of the posters because I've been on here/CMJ since January of 2004' so 7 full years, and I still find reasons to come back. Do I talk about it to strangers/acquaintances? Fuck no, but I certainly talk about fat old dudes at the skatepark, and the fact that Cap and 1sty don't drive a car, etc with Bloor and Derris (or whomever I meet up with).

see, i talk about the unfunny and poorly dressed Obners to strangers and friends all the time. shit, i go a step further and actually show them.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:38 pm

FT Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

alternately delighting and repulsing

my two specialities

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:38 pm

laura's gonna be so upset

FT · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:40 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

laura's gonna be so upset

mainly with my horrible conduct throughout this thread

forgive me, LoChi, for i have sinned...

FT · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:41 pm

Dalen Wrote:

unfunny and poorly dressed Obners

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:43 pm

FT Wrote:

wenchlette Wrote:

why aren't we talking about bob's ejaculate anymore?

i forgot about that. oh i laughed. i'm also turned on now, which disturbs me.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:46 pm

FT Wrote:

wenchlette Wrote:

laura's gonna be so upset

mainly with my horrible conduct throughout this thread

let her be. FT has gone from board dude, to board God.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:47 pm

bob was a board god before this

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:50 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

bob was a board god before this

yes, but now he is God.

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:59 pm

FT Wrote:

DDD+

FT Wrote:

as big (FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT) as i am

do you two take turns motorboatin'?

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:01 pm

FT Wrote:

wenchlette Wrote:

why aren't we talking about bob's ejaculate anymore?

JB Smoove was so underutilized in Hall Pass.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:02 pm

FT Wrote:

she's actually more of a sports talk radio fan

KEEPER.

This thread...just wow.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:07 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

FT Wrote:

she's actually more of a sports talk radio fan

KEEPER.

This thread...just wow.

thread proves that discussing personal lives is much more interesting than discussing music.

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