Are there any young Obners?

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

don't get all caught up in the moment and be the inobservant pushover that finally gets her pregnant.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

call me when all of you assholes push two babies out of the head of your tiny penises.
then we'll talk about stretch marks.

nice to come back to find out it still smells like stale piss and giz.
carry on with the circle jerk, boys.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

what is giz?

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:04 pm

Attaboy, double B. Enjoy.

And fuck anyone who sez otherwise.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Ramenamen Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

Ramenamen Wrote:

Wow. I'm probably the youngest on this board. Just turned 20 a few weeks ago.

what up young blood.

One of my old students. That makes me the new onebrownjeff, and ramenamen is the new katie, a princess.

I don't know if I should be honored or super creeped out.

Honored. She's a pretty amazing person. I don't know who she's writing for now, or if she's still writing for billboard, but i saw some pieces she did on sxsw and they were solid.

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:32 am

ayah Wrote:

call me when all of you assholes push two babies out of the head of your tiny penises.
then we'll talk about stretch marks.

nice to come back to find out it still smells like stale piss and giz.
carry on with the circle jerk, boys.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:48 am

ayah Wrote:

call me when all of you assholes push two babies out of the head of your tiny penises.
then we'll talk about stretch marks.

nice to come back to find out it still smells like stale piss and giz.
carry on with the circle jerk, boys.

in all seriousness, i feel so ashamed

was vile of me to focus on physicality

truth be told, it's just that i'm shocked to be with such a gorgeous woman

certainly didn't handle myself well

Gordo · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:30 pm

FT Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

call me when all of you assholes push two babies out of the head of your tiny penises.
then we'll talk about stretch marks.

nice to come back to find out it still smells like stale piss and giz.
carry on with the circle jerk, boys.

in all seriousness, i feel so ashamed

was vile of me to focus on physicality

truth be told, it's just that i'm shocked to be with such a gorgeous woman

certainly didn't handle myself well

Why the hell would you ever apologize, Bob? I just came across this thread - you certainly deserve the happiness, and have earned the right to brag a bit. So what if a few comments were a little base? You go, Big Guy

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:37 pm

Gordo Wrote:

FT Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

call me when all of you assholes push two babies out of the head of your tiny penises.
then we'll talk about stretch marks.

nice to come back to find out it still smells like stale piss and giz.
carry on with the circle jerk, boys.

in all seriousness, i feel so ashamed

was vile of me to focus on physicality

truth be told, it's just that i'm shocked to be with such a gorgeous woman

certainly didn't handle myself well

Why the hell would you ever apologize, Bob? I just came across this thread - you certainly deserve the happiness, and have earned the right to brag a bit. So what if a few comments were a little base? You go, Big Guy

I like my gf too much to have gratuitously objectified her like that. Definite mea culpa on my part. I was like a guy who's been poor his whole life suddenly winning the lottery, yet instead of being thankful, he immediately brags about how rich he is. I'd like to think I'm better than that - or at least aspire to be better. She's an amazing woman, beyond her mere physical beauty. She deserves more than for me to be a buffoon and broadcast my fixation on her aesthetic assets.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:39 pm

i still say you're allowed that one time

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:41 pm

toots Wrote:

i still say you're allowed that one time

i appreciate y'all cutting me slack

makes me feel a little better

Stone · **Joined:** Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:27 am **Posts:** 1562

Plus, I didn't taking it as objectifying her, but merely stating how attractive you think she is. Nothing wrong with that, Bob.

I think some people just need to get over themselves and their holier-than-thou attitudes.

nacho · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:14 pm

Congrats, FT. Well deserved.

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:16 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Ramenamen Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

Ramenamen Wrote:

Wow. I'm probably the youngest on this board. Just turned 20 a few weeks ago.

what up young blood.

One of my old students. That makes me the new onebrownjeff, and ramenamen is the new katie, a princess.

I don't know if I should be honored or super creeped out.

Honored. She's a pretty amazing person. I don't know who she's writing for now, or if she's still writing for billboard, but i saw some pieces she did on sxsw and they were solid.

http://www.hitfix.com/

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:21 pm

Thee Incident Wrote:

http://www.hitfix.com/

Slowest-loading, most annoying site I've visited in YEARS.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:03 pm

FT Wrote:

Gordo Wrote:

FT Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

call me when all of you assholes push two babies out of the head of your tiny penises.
then we'll talk about stretch marks.

nice to come back to find out it still smells like stale piss and giz.
carry on with the circle jerk, boys.

in all seriousness, i feel so ashamed

was vile of me to focus on physicality

truth be told, it's just that i'm shocked to be with such a gorgeous woman

certainly didn't handle myself well

Why the hell would you ever apologize, Bob? I just came across this thread - you certainly deserve the happiness, and have earned the right to brag a bit. So what if a few comments were a little base? You go, Big Guy

I like my gf too much to have gratuitously objectified her like that. Definite mea culpa on my part. I was like a guy who's been poor his whole life suddenly winning the lottery, yet instead of being thankful, he immediately brags about how rich he is. I'd like to think I'm better than that - or at least aspire to be better. She's an amazing woman, beyond her mere physical beauty. She deserves more than for me to be a buffoon and broadcast my fixation on her aesthetic assets.

As long as you have your rocket car, and your gold plated house, you'll be ok without any extra money?

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:05 pm

Vic Da Baron LooGAR Wrote:

As long as you have your rocket car, and your gold plated house, you'll be ok without any extra money?

Exactly. I'm just living that Chester J. Lampwick dream.

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:47 pm

FT, cut the bullshit. Nothing you said was offensive to her, and I can guarantee that she'd be flattered by it. You're happy, and that's fucking great. Don't ever apologize.

Don't go turning into some old bitter and annoying lesbian on us.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:55 pm

Dalen Wrote:

FT, cut the bullshit. Nothing you said was offensive to her, and I can guarantee that she'd be flattered by it. You're happy, and that's fucking great. Don't ever apologize.

Don't go turning into some old bitter and annoying lesbian on us.

It's not that - I just felt like I came across as being disrespectful. It certainly wasn't my intent to do so, but when I went back and read over what seemed like nothing more than purely enthusiastic posts at the time, I could see how maybe some might take offense.

I've been known to speak (and post) quite often without thinking first.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:57 pm

And let's all keep in mind I'll never fully escape my true identity...

TEH APPEASER

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:20 pm

As a girl who is perpetually disrespected and surprisingly objectified by the opposite sex, I appreciate teh appeasing, Bob.

Now continue getting some of that sweet, sweet... affection.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:32 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

As a girl who is perpetually disrespected and surprisingly objectified by the opposite sex, I appreciate teh appeasing, Bob.

Now continue getting some of that sweet, sweet... affection.

sure thing, meatball sub cleave!

Leon · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:17 am

FT Wrote:

toots Wrote:

i still say you're allowed that one time

i appreciate y'all cutting me slack

makes me feel a little better

I agree with Toots, plus I'm sure everyone here knows your intentions were good.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:56 am

Radcliffe Wrote:

Thee Incident Wrote:

http://www.hitfix.com/

Slowest-loading, most annoying site I've visited in YEARS.

You really are a parody of yourself.

robotboy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:46 am

Radcliffe Wrote:

Thee Incident Wrote:

http://www.hitfix.com/

Slowest-loading, most annoying site I've visited in YEARS.

hmm loads just fine for me. maybe its time for a new dell gramps

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