My upcoming week in Vegas to be relaxing/fun.....and hopefully i don't come home skint.

If when it happens, we'll talk...

rumor of an ipad 3 in time for x-mas....as far as the bigger hard drive, that right now is just a pipe dream.

I want to find out what happened to the stink bombs that were in my glove compartment.

1. no failures of wife's IUD
2. kids I have continue to be healthy and demonstrate awesomeness
3. marriage survives obner curse

everything else is gravy. i also want gravy.

MY Mac Book Pro to behave like it is supposed to. Still haven't solved the problem. No album d/l in a few weeks. Falling way behind. With the money I invested in this computer, I can't be expected to buy music.

I want to know whose gray hair that was on the floor after my last haircut.

i want my boss to get eaten by cannibals in front of me.

it's gonna be touch to get him on that spontaneous work lunch in Borneo.
maybe you could fly the headhunters here? that might add up...

just pay the grand to get snipped

I know a discount guy that only cost me $400, but I had insurance. There's nothing like seeing smoke come out of your crotch and smelling burning flesh.

All I really want is more free time and to not have to wake up early to go to work, but neither of those things are going to happen any time soon.

yeah i went for a consult once and the dude explained the cauterization technique.

ew. does it smell like frying bacon?

anyway, i got a scrip for vicodin, which i got, but (then) femtoots put on the pouty face that maybe someday we might want a kid, so i cancelled the appt.

i still have that orange bottle. never touched a pill, even though i could probably be selling them...

2$ or 3$ each easy, but then you have to meet the most annoying people. One of my room mates in college sold them and people were at our door at all hours, nothing worse then getting woken up by some weirdo try to buy pills in the morning.

It came to me mid post so I hadda sort it out on the fly. Works for me though.

i guess i'd really need only one.

I considered getting snipped when I was married, but then I realized my next much younger wife might want kids.

IF there's a #2, I'm getting snipped as soon as it's apparent that he/she is good to go.

My steak wasn't cooked perfectly last night, but Mariel Hemingway was in our box seats. Wanted to thank her for her role in 'Personal Best'. So many batches as a growing boy.

Northampton Town to win a game/Avoid relegation to non-league.

The little blonde from the new series of The Real World (i know ).

Rod - for some reason IUDs reek of "birth control for sorry people" find a better way, man.

Saved - take it to a Mac store or get one of your nerd students to help you. There's no fucking excuse for this failure.

Toots - Next time your just looking to melt away an evening take one of those vics and crush it between your back molars while killing a beer. Drink one more beer. Play some dub step or downtempo or watch a Godard flick. Thank me later/don't make it a habit.

would love to try it but...




...that's the rub




<-- toots "addictive personality" mcgillicutty

ha ha you too? I 'member that, me too

That's some severe cognitive dissonance.

like it was yesterday

I'm waiting with bated breath to hear what means of birth control the Senator deems acceptable. Diaphragm? Sponge? Cock Tournequit?