Daniel Romano

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:20 pm

Jerkass Wrote:

Is this the Drive By Truckers record you guys have been waiting for that finally materialized?

There have to be at least 300 albums from three decades prior that sound exactly like this, with the same music, the same content.

But THIS is different. A niche that has been stagnant since 1985 and now a super-boring carbon copy has some mystical hype from a land far away and street teamers intact.

The laxative for rotting garage rock constipation.

You have a future in rock criticism.

Speaking of carbon copies....you're shtick seems familiar. But your post ARE different than 1000 music snarks on the internet.

The laxative for internet douche constipation.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:22 pm

And, hopefully, suicide.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:23 pm

Kingfish Wrote:

Jerkass Wrote:

Is this the Drive By Truckers record you guys have been waiting for that finally materialized?

There have to be at least 300 albums from three decades prior that sound exactly like this, with the same music, the same content.

But THIS is different. A niche that has been stagnant since 1985 and now a super-boring carbon copy has some mystical hype from a land far away and street teamers intact.

The laxative for rotting garage rock constipation.

You have a future in looking back at your life as an abject failure.

Fixed.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Kingfish Wrote:

Jerkass Wrote:

Is this the Drive By Truckers record you guys have been waiting for that finally materialized?

There have to be at least 300 albums from three decades prior that sound exactly like this, with the same music, the same content.

But THIS is different. A niche that has been stagnant since 1985 and now a super-boring carbon copy has some mystical hype from a land far away and street teamers intact.

The laxative for rotting garage rock constipation.

You have a future in rock criticism.

Nope.
But, in this instance, I do like to call nothing new,
That.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:26 pm

Jerkass Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

Jerkass Wrote:

Is this the Drive By Truckers record you guys have been waiting for that finally materialized?

There have to be at least 300 albums from three decades prior that sound exactly like this, with the same music, the same content.

But THIS is different. A niche that has been stagnant since 1985 and now a super-boring carbon copy has some mystical hype from a land far away and street teamers intact.

The laxative for rotting garage rock constipation.

You have a future in rock criticism.

Nope.
But, in this instance, I do like to call nothing new,
That.

Nothing is ever new dipshit. Even your beloved Animal Collective. Like I needed you to point that out to me - wait, this guy sounds like Gram Parsons? NO FUCKING WAY !!!!!

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Kingfish Wrote:

Jerkass Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

Jerkass Wrote:

Is this the Drive By Truckers record you guys have been waiting for that finally materialized?

There have to be at least 300 albums from three decades prior that sound exactly like this, with the same music, the same content.

But THIS is different. A niche that has been stagnant since 1985 and now a super-boring carbon copy has some mystical hype from a land far away and street teamers intact.

The laxative for rotting garage rock constipation.

You have a future in rock criticism.

Nope.
But, in this instance, I do like to call nothing new,
That.

Nothing is ever new dipshit. Even your beloved Animal Collective. Like I needed you to point that out to me - wait, this guy sounds like Gram Parsons? NO FUCKING WAY !!!!!

I love Animal Collective!
AND
Clapton Unplugged was released on vinyl this week.
Patchouli party!

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Vic Da Baron LooGAR Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

Jerkass Wrote:

Is this the Drive By Truckers record you guys have been waiting for that finally materialized?

There have to be at least 300 albums from three decades prior that sound exactly like this, with the same music, the same content.

But THIS is different. A niche that has been stagnant since 1985 and now a super-boring carbon copy has some mystical hype from a land far away and street teamers intact.

The laxative for rotting garage rock constipation.

You have a future in looking back at your life as an abject failure.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Jesus christ.
It's almost time to walk the dinosaur.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Greasy duded-up Daniel Romano just got kicked out of the Gaslight Anthem.

Daniel sighed, "I guess I'll play country music".
..and no one knew the difference.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:55 pm

Jerkass Wrote:

Greasy duded-up Daniel Romano just got kicked out of the Gaslight Anthem.

Daniel sighed, "I guess I'll play country music".
..and no one knew the difference.

Snarky-wanna-be Jerkass tried to make a funny. Then sighed, "I guess I'll go back to not getting laid." And everyone knew he was a douche.

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

at least he doesnt write exclusively in haiku anymore

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Patrick Wrote:

at least he doesnt write exclusively in haiku anymore

the grease did dribble
but there was a shreik
And there he was,
James van der beek.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:29 am

Jerkass, you came along too late. If you were five or so years younger, & were you to have been posting to CMJ, you'd be as beloved as Mark Clark. Instead, you're just "catswilleatyou's med school student friend whose favourite album is a Jock Jams compilation".

'Tis a pity.

I, at least, like your style. Though I would never admit on the board that I would be going to a show by the National, for fear of what you'd say it makes me.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

I still love you Tee.
We can hang out and drink sweetened drinks as long as you see fitting.
But
Everyone can still hate Southern Compost Pile Leeches!

And stuff!

Internet drinking is complicated?

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Daniel sighed, "I guess I'll play country music to a couple retards".
..and no one knew the difference.

guys i'm so getting laid through the internet.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

and dan (don't call him daniel)
has a smooth mouth.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

not a bad guy.

he's a good guy.
nice lips.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

And Daniel thought,
why did I think this was a good idea?
I sound like such a fucking stupid tool.

Truth.
//sell a couple records to the retards.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:44 am

Tee Wrote:

Jerkass, you came along too late. If you were five or so years younger, & were you to have been posting to CMJ, you'd be as beloved as Mark Clark. Instead, you're just "catswilleatyou's med school student friend whose favourite album is a Jock Jams compilation".

'Tis a pity.

Wrong. MC is as worthless as this miserable fucktard.

Problem is, I can't help but feel this is all one big joke on everyone being played by one or another person.

If it's not, this is the saddest person in the world.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Daniel tried to sell some records to the Shitheads.
Next biggest thing!

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

This is by far the deepest breakdown ever

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

you need guns.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

i can't believe how stupid this is.
you're a bunch of middle aged retards.
the end.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:00 am

What do you want?

Some sort of vindication? For what?

It's a fucking music message board where general pop culture discussions are held by over 150 or so regular posters. If it's so ridiculous why even bother? You bring nothing positive whatsoever. You never talk about anything you like. You just come in here talking bullshit that isn't funny and shit on everyone.

You either have extended a bad joke WAY too long or you really are just a miserable person who likes being an asshole.

Either way, why waste your time?

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Daniel Romano is a piece of shit.
That's my time, little man.

I put it on my leather jacket.
Twat
Twat
Twat.

Let's really get down.
Really.
Down.

Daniel Romano

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