Shiv is as a legendary Arabian spirit contain'd in a Vial; one must apply Friction in the proper Manner to obtain his Release.

what happened to K anyways? naptime? passed out drunk? job interview?

A Betty Grable, Steve Biko pair could cause a lot of people a lot of problems.

I was printing off pictures of kittens, cutting them out and pasting them to my nipples. That takes time. Especially when you have three nipples.

Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Shaun White
Steve Jones
Noah Baumbach

and my ace of spades...Charlie Sheen.

Thanks for pointing this out.

Further investigation shows I could have played a four of Suleiman the Magnificent, Sergei Prokofiev, Edward Whymper and Marco Pirroni. That's a hand that barks like a big dawg.

Can we talk about how late 90's Tripod that birthday site is?

Feb 13

Peter Gabriel
Kim Novak
Chuck Yeager
Stockard Channing
Jerry Springer

Discarded:
Peter Tork
Mena Suvari
Robbie Williams
George Segal

Feb 2nd

Frank Lloyd
Ayn Rand
Stan Getz
Gucci Mane
Farrah Fawcett

best two-fer yet

holy slacker's delight, batman!!!

fyi, wikipedia listings for specifc dates include comprehensive births, deaths and historical events

three words that should never go together

truly the most underappreciated monkee

AUGUST 16th

Madonna
Steve Carrell
James Cameron
Julie Newmar
Charles Bukowski


Rumer Willis
Angela Bassett
Timothy Hutton as my reserves

September 13th:

Don Bluth
Milton Hershey
Roald Dahl
Nell Carter
Fiona Apple

Milton and Nell might cancel each other out, I don't know.

Discarded:
Mel Torme
Bela Karolyi
Jacquelin Bissett
John J. Pershing

Probably passing up on some real winners by discarding Karolyi and Pershing but w/e.

I'm very pleased with my company.

Richard Gere
Van Morrison
Buddy Hackett 
Eldridge Cleaver
James Coburn 

I struggled with kicking out Eldridge Cleaver for being a Latter Day Saint, but the other option was Chris Tucker and decided that ultimately a Mormon Eldridge Cleaver was still more tolerable than Chris Tucker. Debbie Gibson is waiting is for some gonzo action in the back room.

Madame de Pompadour
Charles Goodyear
Ray Nitschke
Tookie Williams
Billy Mitchell

Honorable Mentions:

Wayne Huizenga (for the douche factor)
Rick Danko
Marianne Faithfull
Robert C. Baker (for the chicken nugget nostalgia)

Ron Jeremy
Neil Peart
Rebecca Romijn
Steve Jobs
Daniel Craig









Lies, all lies.

Best ones I could find were:

Smokey The Bear
Viv Prince (rocker, Pretty Things)
Gillian Anderson (X-Files)
Deion Sanders
Jessica Gregory (Miss Teen USA, '97)


Smokey = Wild Card?

Ingmar Bergman
Gerald Ford
Woody Guthrie
Harry Dean Stanton
Gustav Klimt


for obner, I wanted to include "Tanya Donnelly, rocker"

April 29:
Jerry Seinfeld
Daniel Day-Lewis
William Randolph Hearst
Dale Earnhardt
Duke Ellington

Bench:
Andre Agassi
Uma Thurman
Master P
Irving Kirschner
Hirohito

July 4th

America
Rube Goldberg
Ulysses S. Grant III
Calvin Coolidge
Al "Blind Owl" Wilson, rock guitarist/vocalist (Canned Heat)

March 30

Vincent Van Gogh
Warren Beatty
Sonny Boy Williamson
Eric Clapton
Ian Ziering

I didn't know we were dealing a deck with the Jokers still in it?

Those are the cards with HOYLE and the rules of Go Fish on them.

fighting chance:
courtney love
o.j. simpson
richard roundtree
jack white
chris cooper

fahgedaboudit:
courtney love
fred savage
kelly mcgillis
john tesh
one of the cheetah girls

on the fence:
mitch mitchell

I had benched:
Bryant Gumbel, Andrew Dice Clay, Jean Luc Ponty, Anita Ekberg, Stanley Kramer, Greer Garson, and Gene Autry.

But then I found another site, and I would have also had to consider:
Horatio Nelson, Michaelangelo Antonioni, Silvio Berlusconi, Larry Linville, MARK FARNER (there's one for you, Bob!), Gabor Csupo, Suzzy Roche, and Les Claypool.

With the new options, I'm not so sure that I could displace any of them. Maybe Horatio Nelson for Fermi?