the loneliest scientist.

this guy clearly has no substantiated research experience and is either fucking retarded or undergoing a drug-fueled mania. i won't even go into the problems participating in this, but it's all really, really dumb.

music message board for naive shitheads to do some pseudoscientific research? any means possible! get 'er dun.

but if it's some sweet little innocuous pen-pal experience, most inventive introduction to such ever.

what ever happened with this?

Most of this tawdry episode falls under the British Government '30 year rule' where the full details can only be disclosed a generation after the events but I have secured a heavily censored letter.

"My advice to you? Get a job sir!"

This seems like something from an Alasdair Gray book. And he is from Glasgow...

I have to object to being compared to Alasdair Gray.

I'm just an idiot trying to amuse myself while Alasdair Gray is a true genius, brilliant in every creative form.

I used to see him wandering around the West End, so if we have anything in common we are both West End wanderers but that is all.

If only I had a tenth of just one of his skills...

That "porpoise" image kind of looks like his stuff. I want to buy one of his prints before he's dead. Kind of expensive though. Agreed, he is the shit.

He put a book of his art out last year, I think, that was the first I saw it anyway, called 'My Life in Pictures'.

It's really great as you'd expect but too expensive for me to buy. It's been reduced since and it's still too expensive for me but worth checking out if you didn't know about it.

This has jogged my memory to maybe finally embark on reading his books. Its amazing that on Amazon, there is only one review for Lanark. Glowing, but still, only one.

Cool, did not know this. $30 on amazon. Cheaper than I was expecting. Will add that to my 'buy someday' list.

I would like to hear an explanation about the "head-anus theory" and how it relates to the cunts that frequent this message board.

And interestingly enough, the letterhead organization in his letter, Dr. K nor any of the other "scientists" mentioned in that letter exist in scientific literature.

Dalen would still put out your record.

Any more run-on sentences, questionable grammar structure, or feverish inside reference jabs, and I'm going to start having a hard time telling you from Monty.

At least monty usually has a point.

I don't know but being associated with the viscount de Martignac and a Bermuda national team footballer makes this quite tempting...

Lol.