It's actually Mt. Haqdiesel, and sculpted at its apex are all of the Wrens.

Seconded.

we need to find a mountain to Rushmore the top 4 Obs.

oh and yeah, Haq deserves his own monument.

Beautiful.

And suddenly I feel really guilty for some reason.

look at that smarmy motherfucker!

Never would've imagined that.

Foil?

Haq as pillar to obner sustenance. One forgets how strong the quiet can be.

, Yail.

Seriously. You guys are incredible failures.

good job, robotboy

holyshit I missed that the first time. Well done.

I would go ol' skool:

FT
Mark Clark
Cotton
Chase

As I understand it Mount Rushmore features four Americans who wielded executive power.

The closest we have to that are the mods - FT, Yail Bloor, Aural Fixation and myself.

Yet most of the people suggested so far are, lets be frank about it, 'little people' who can fuck right off.

No, it is we who rule who shall have our faces carved in granite (or whatever kind of rock it is) and who will gaze down on you, the pathetic minions, with ill disguised disgust.

Look at you! Scumbags all! Look at you with your shorts and your fanny packs and your fat wives and prick kids who you dragged half way across a continent to the arse end of nowhere so you can point at the stern chiseled fizzogs of The Mods and say to your barely interested, hateful spawn - "look son, there's our first mod Yail Bloor, he fought off car jackers!".

Or "hey honey, there's our third mod Evil Dr. K, he walked out of so many jobs and is literally at this moment, half mad with starvation and sleeps on a bed of old Pirelli tyres under a bridge now". Or "Gang, look at the giant face of FT, the ineffectual Mod".

It will happen because those who wield state power possess a monopoly on violence and anyone who disagrees will have their cyber personality crushed!!

Kon classic

That's the hardest I've laughed at an Obner post in quite some time.

Well done, Frew!