Evil Dr. K Wrote:
The Stone Roses! They shamelessly ripped off 'their' signature sound from Can who got there a mere 18 years earlier. Then ripped off most of the songs from Primal Scream, Revolving Paint Dream, The Clouds, The Dentists etc...
They are one of the greatest scams in music history, a sort of Monkees for the empty headed drongo losers that proliferated during what was probably the worst period in the entire canon of popular music (1987-1990)
When separated from this thin conceit of dolling up other peoples sound and songs (often stolen note for fucking note) Ian Brown gave us some of the most abject vocal performances in human history including one which resulted in him being booed and bottled off at Glastonbury, perhaps the worlds least demanding audience of fucking Jemimas and Tarquins in existence.
Then John Squire gave us easily the most laughably bad band of the entire Britpop era (which is saying something) with The Seahorses, a group that made Shed Seven look like The Rolling Stones in '72. Finally there was Cressa, the unofficial 'fifth Rose' - for fuck sake, where do you start with that guy? All the talent of a drain in the body of an electrocuted monkey.
John Leckie should get every penny from this reunion for the great conjuring act he pulled of in '89.
If you like The Stone Roses you should have your pants pulled down and your buttock cheeks receive severe buffeting from the freakishly large, hob nail boot encased foot of a Mongolian gigantism sufferer.
You sure do go on in agonizing detail about stuff you hate, which seems to be just about everything.
Of course, that's easy to do when you've got nothing but time on your hands. Dr. K, ladies and gentlemen, the English voice of the 99%.