To avoid the draft, Luck either has to return for his final year of college eligibility -- though that would only stay execution for a year -- or sign to play in Canada.

If he's not in college or Canada, he's going to get picked by some team, which will then hold his rights for a year, I think. (Not quite sure on that.)

The only team in the league dumb enough to sign Peyton Manning are the Redskins (I'm sure Bilz will agree) and my guess is, they will probably sign him to a $75 million deal.

I think John Fox is the kind of coach who doesn't really care about having a big time QB (dude took a team to the Super Bowl and damn near won with Jake Delhomme). Nobody can think that Tebow is a long term solution, but in Fox's mind, good defense/running game/serviceable QB is the way to get it done. Elway may see it differently I guess.

I'd add the Vikings to that list. But maybe they'd wait for peyton to bomb in washington before signing him.

Washington is the perfect storm of ignorance (Dan Snyder, America's Worst Fantasy Football Owner) & hubris (Mike Shanahan, the man who drafted Maurice Clarett in the 3rd round).

Come to think of it, Denver made Mo a third-rounder, then Tebow, a first-rounder. Granted, two different coaching staffs (staves?), two different offensive philosophies, so I'm starting to think the thin air is getting to whoever calls the shots, there.

The other question: after he was fired in Denver, was the only thing keeping Josh Mc Daniels from the Redskins Off Coor spot the fact that Kyle Shanahan is the coach's son? 'Cause Shanny & Josh sure seem to be on the same wavelength.

One of my favorite stats: Mike Shanahan has won exactly one playoff game since Elway retired. (It's right up there with John Gruden never winning another playoff game after winning the SB with Tony Dungy's players)

He's a sacred cow, but the record in the playoffs of Bill Parcells without Bill Belichick is similarly ghastly.

& Belichick's playoff record since Spygate is rather tatty, as well.

In fact, the only coach I can think to have done more the second time around is... Dick Vermeil. Making DV the best coach since the AFL-NFL merger. (Dan Reeves, for even getting back to the Super Bowl, has to be second.)

Nah, I look for the Skins to sign David Garrard...Manning still has too many years in him to sign up for that O-Line.

Snyder is merely providing Metro DC a public service by making the Orioles' ownership look less shitty.

chiefs grabbed orton

only other teams to put in a waiver request for him were the cowboys and bears

But of course - your boy Reeeeeeeeeee couldn't win it with Elway.

You worked at a liquor store? perfect...wait, that's me

Suh is a class act.

I think he perfectly fulfills a boy named Suh

If he played for the Bengals, he'd probably be incarcerated by now.

Denver is now 6-5. Again we ask, how long can this go? I say they win at least the next one in Minnesota.

Tebow had more carries than passes, wha?

why, oh, why did i ever hitch my fantasy football wagon to PHILIP FUCKING RIVERS?!?

I hitched mine to Rob Gronkowski.

Yr not alone. I went with him over Brady. He was the better draft option. Oh well. In a year where my team in real life is doing well, fantasy doesn't really mean much.

Whatever FF resource you're using that ranked Rivers over Brady at the beginning of this year should be ignored.

And, yeah, my real life team is terrible, so FF is all I have left. Although, they did beat the Ravens

I did the same with Vick...2nd pick overall.

At the beginning of the season Rivers was ranked higher and was thought to have a better year than Brady.

But, you lost to the 'Skins today...

I already admitted that Seattle is terrible. But they did beat the Ravens. On any given Sunday.....

Not a bad one - he's been a pretty consistent point machine for me.

And, for Bibi Jones AMIRITE MONTY?

Indeed. She's the Taylor Swift of PRON, & Gronk is her John Mayer.

GAPIN'...

Hmm.. Glad I didn't search bibi jones at work.

But seriously? Just another pron skank, from the (safe search OFF) results I found. What's the big deal, other than her being a twice-removed Tom Brady ball catcher?

She's getting more acting work than erstwhile Tom Brady ball-catcher Bridget Moynihan?

BOOM. ROASTED!