i think dd's name was steve and for some reason i think he inherited a bunch of money and then disappeared. whatever...it could all be one long hash dream.

as for d i'm sure at this point she's a little too erudite for this place although i do miss seeing what blouse she was wearing every day.

FU Dave is certainly alive and well...assuming he is who I think he is on FB.

Oh he's alive but I would hesitate to say he's well.

Remember that one time Dunwoody Dude came back? That really hpnd, right?

Yeah, I remember that. Also, I immediately remembered his name because he signed off on every post.

Yeah, I might've jumped the gun on the "well" bit.

The correct answer to this thread is obviously Yekcojsuolaej. Jealous Jockey would also be accepted. If known dead obs are disqualified, I'd say Leonard Shelby might not have survived his stay in the big house. Perhaps Alongwaltz lived too close to Dumpjack to be considered safe for long also.

I'm surprised we haven't created a death pool on current members yet, especially since we haven't really added much youth to our ranks over the years.
I'm guessing the discussions about heart attacks and kidney stones is morbid enough for most of us.

I think JJ is disqualified for being dead before we made the move to Obner. Alongwaltz is definitely an option as is Northern Soul (froze to death) or anyone who's hot dog fell down a hallway.

Other short lived ATL Obners like Harry Monster and Hassler are alive and well though in some cases just barely.

I still keep up with most of those people, somehow.

And Old Kentucky was my buddy, not Gar's. We go way back. He's doing swimmingly.

I don't think suicide is mandatory until your disc hits $.99 cents.

Short-lived, but lovable, Chowgurt

Had a drink with him (beer for me of course, coffee for him). He helped me mount my tv on the wall.



True story.

He may have died from embarrassment.

Still here but my health is in steep decline so as they say 'good things come to those who wait'.

Ah, Chowgurt. In reality, I cannot believe I would not have included him. That is, as he compares favorably, in terms of post volume -- or, at least, initially -- to BeachyLunchtimeMusings. But, unlike Beachy, no one really gravitated to him, nor did he really get the vibe of this place.

Am I the only one who saw this thread and thought Winona Ryder was dead? And was then a little disappointed that she isn't?

The Dilemma! What a way to go out.

oh, and I'm alive and recovering...faggots

The crazy thing is I ALMOST DIED!!!!

who the fuck else voted for me???

glad you're on the mend

don't want chait to become the late great

I don't want to live in a world where... Beltway tool Jon Chait is the most notable Chait.

Get well, F U Dave!