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Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:11 am

Senator LooGAR Wrote:

How happy does this make Derris and Bloor?

I would be happy if the woman he was banging was a tranny.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:41 pm

Put a few little Petrino .gifs in that thread

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:54 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Senator LooGAR Wrote:

How happy does this make Derris and Bloor?

I would be happy if the woman he was banging was a tranny.

Not a tranny, just a subordinate. Who was a scholarship volleyball player, & later, athletic dept staffer after exhausting eligibility &/or graduating. & she's engaged to a coach for the swim team.

Yeah, I don't see Ol' Bobby as long for employment with the State of Arkansas. Not even JERRAH! is going to be able to talk him out of this mess.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:31 pm

PC means nothing in the state of Ar-Kansas

tentoze · **Posted:** Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:39 pm

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:59 am

THE SHOT:

UGA REPRESENT!

Sunday at the Masters never fails to deliver. Yesterday was no exception. One of my favorite days on the sports calendar.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:02 am

Oh, and if you needed a reason to pull for Bubba other than the fact that he openly bought one of the original General Lee's, there's this:

For every 100,000 views Farmers donates $1000 to charity.

Can you ever imagine Tiger doing something like this?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:21 pm

"Hi, I'm Bubba Watson, & welcome to Jackass. This is the 'Boy Band Mulligan'".

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:31 pm

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:41 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Lies! I saw his most recent talking appearance at Turner Hall & he kept his shirt on thruout.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:13 pm

Revealing the man behind Goatse.

(Link SAFE FOR WORK. Embeds within story to which I have linked are NOT. Though Chen explains that, too.)

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:29 pm

petrino is OUT

discostu · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:03 pm

mutty Wrote:

petrino is OUT

Got what was coming to him.

In similar news...

The Florida special prosecutor announced a second-degree murder charge on Wednesday against George Zimmerman in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin.

http://nyti.ms/I4uRSt

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:22 pm

no go here

Head Gardener · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:11 am

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Jack-White-Limited-Edition-Flexi-Disc-/320884419223?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item4ab633aa97
still with 5 days to go... :lol:

Roach · **Joined:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:39 pm **Posts:** 955

British beauties out in force for the first day of Aintree.

Nayyyy.

Modem · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:48 pm

Pot Luck

we're going to get together and eat
and smell funny
in a funny smelling apartment
with pieces of things
falling out of people's knotted hair
and you'll ask yourself
just how the fuck you got there
then she'll catch your eye
over something much too creamy
and with way too many peas
and you'll say to yourself,
"oh yeah. Her."

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:06 pm

Oh Mama!

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:14 pm

Head Gardener Wrote:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Jack-White-Limited-Edition-Flexi-Disc-/320884419223?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item4ab633aa97
still with 5 days to go... :lol:

That's pretty much the going rate on those rare releases on 3rd Man. Huge prices on ebay. Its expensive to be a Jack White completest. One of these, btw landed in an elderly man's yard who had no idea what it was or who Jack White was. Ah, irony! But I think that was actually probably closer to JW's vision for the launch than one person finding a bunch and auctioning them off.

Head Gardener · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:42 pm

Quote:

One of these, btw landed in an elderly man's yard who had no idea what it was or who Jack White was.

stick it in a jiffy & I'll give ya £50 no questions asked :wink:

PopTodd · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:03 pm

paper · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:26 pm

Rick Derris Wrote:

THE SHOT:

UGA REPRESENT!

Sunday at the Masters never fails to deliver. Yesterday was no exception. One of my favorite days on the sports calendar.

I really wish I could have got a better idea of where he was on this shot...how much did he have to hook it...it looked like a ridiculous angle.

Another great Masters finish...also one of my favorite days on the sports calender, someday hope to take my dad.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:44 pm

paper Wrote:

Rick Derris Wrote:

THE SHOT:

UGA REPRESENT!

Sunday at the Masters never fails to deliver. Yesterday was no exception. One of my favorite days on the sports calendar.

I really wish I could have got a better idea of where he was on this shot...how much did he have to hook it...it looked like a ridiculous angle.

The bunker that you can see in the distance, the beginning of it is about 25-30 yards from the green. You can see the ball in the air. It goes out beyond the trees and hooks about 40 yards to the right and lands 10 feet from the pin. Off of pine straw.

Fucking ridiculous.

Here's a pic of the bunker you can see in the above shot:

http://www.atlantagolfpics.com/Augusta% ... rse048.jpg

Roach · **Joined:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:39 pm **Posts:** 955

More thrilling than discostu/pitchfork updates.

The Independent Wrote:

This time it is not angry birds, but an Angry Beard that meets its match on our screens, as it comes face-to-face with hair-trimming supplies on a dining table.

A four-minute stop-motion video shows the battle between a pile of hair coming from a bearded man in his kitchen and an army of a shaving foam, razors, scissors and a facial brush.

The fight is triggered by a piano ballad that flows with the tense emotions, as it sends you through the stress to survive in a war where only one wins.

Adolfo Bueno, director of the video, on behalf of the TKSH film & stop motion team, said: ‘It takes countless hours of dedication to produce a stop-motion video, especially when the main character is a beard, which has no conventional structure.

“But above all the hard work, what worried us the most was falling into a story that would be aesthetically unpleasant for viewers, since it is all about hair.”

Bueno believes that beards shape a personality and deeply influence a first impression, which society gets wrong. “I have found that today people are against long beards for either looking professional, finding a partner or just because it is out of fashion, but I thought the beard had its right to reply to that.

“Personally, I change my beard style frequently, sometimes long, sometimes short, but what I do notice is the social reaction to it and how different people look at me when I let it grow.”

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:21 pm

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