My first home-made guitar, circa 1999I had a friend who made furniture, had a full shop, and owed me favors (lots of my free labor, and my credit card bought us a lot of groceries when times were lean, aka all the time for a year there.) So I decided to make one. I bought a neck from Warmoth because 1) necks are fucking HARD to make, 2) a slightly bad neck means a shitball worthless guitar, and 3) Warmoth makes the best necks I’ve ever seen or felt. Picked up a discounted birdseye maple and rosewood neck someone ordered and didn’t want, then I went to Atlanta wood shop Carlton McClendon. That shop was an amazing old hole in the wall near Ga Tech that was sure to have some good wood stashed somewhere. The original owner was still there every day – he must’ve been 90, and was snoozing peacefully behind an enormous desk in a black 3 piece suit, every time I went in. The place was actually run by 2 guys, one who looked and sounded a good bit like Mr T, and another guy who looked and sounded a lot like John Denver. So that’s what Tim and I called them.
I asked Mr T if he had a good piece of wood for a solid body electric guitar, and his eyes lit up. We went out back and into the other building, and in a dusty old window he had this chunk propped up. It was a solid slab of quilted maple, perfectly guitar sized but a tiny bit thin. Someone had already drawn a guitar outline in blue chalk on it. I paid around $100 for it, and made the guitar. Originally the finish was analyne die blue green, very transarent and deep and gorgeous. “But…. The guitar in the pictures is a shitty gun metal grey…?” After a year or so, I decided I wanted to re-sculpt the body with deeper curves for some fucking reason, so I stripped it down and did so. And it worked fine. But then I got on the phone with my future wife RIGHT AS I was about to start refinishing it, and instead of waiting I tried to do both at once. I sprayed the body with the wrong can first, sealing the wood up with blemished and streaks all over it, so that I could NOT clean it up without taking 1/8” off of every surface, including the neck pocket. “……….Fuck it” and I pulled a paint can off of my roomate’s garage shelf (Josh Hultman), and did this.
Still plays like a fucking demon, it’s incredibly light and FAST, the action is incredible. Sigh. Hang up the damned phone and pay attention to what you're doing. Pickups are Duncan '59's. Plays itself, it's like one of those high end Ibanez guitars from the 90's, weighs nothing and the strings are unbelievably low yet have no buzz. If you can't play it on this guitar, it's your fault.
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I wanted minimal controls, and I wanted them out of my way. Probably a little TOO close together here, but I have tiny fingers so it worked for me.
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