SO I SEE THIS WEBSITE BE DEAD
AN I JUST WONDERING HOW A NIGGA SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF
WHEN YA'LL GOT THE DAMN THREAD LOCKED
AND IT'S OKAY YA'LL, I UNDERDUHSTAND, I MEAN IT'S HARD TO KEEP A WEBSITE GOING WHEN ALL YOU BITCHASS NIGGAS IS DEALING WITH OTHER FORUMS TO GO AGAINST I MEAN


I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT
THIS WEBSITE SO OLD WE USING PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
NIGGA

NIGGA ARE YOU TRYING TO BE COOL? YOU TRYING TO BE A 90'S KID? YOU AIN'T
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN 1995 DON'T MAKE YOU NO 90'S KID BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE 5 YEARS WITHIN THE 90S "OH SHIT NIGGA I'M SUCH A 90'S KID EVEN THOUGH I WAS SITTIN AROUND SHITTING MY PANTS" SUCK MY TITTY BALLS YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A BITCH LACKING JESUS AND YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA BE HALF THE MAN YO MAMA WAS

You need to go to hell

And then I said, "That's not Gucci. It's Prada."

u suq so much diq it comes out ur grandma's ass u hoey hoe

I sed u make me so horny bic boi

k

SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN 666 666 666 666 HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL SIN 666 HELL SATAN

oh gog wheat is happening
wheat
wheat
wheat
gog wheat

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

and that's when I decided to take a massive dump

He rode him hard and wet, and when, gasping and aching for his last breath and thinking his best friend had finally had enough, Fred started to relax underneath him, Barney paused; took a loud, crunching bite of Cocoa Pebbles out of the bowl on top of Fred's back; and drove even deeper inside of his lover with a throttling yell of "YABBA DABBA DO!"

Barney wore the most enormous smile ever to light upon his handsome face as he continued having his cereal and eating it too. This was truly the best birthday present Fred had ever given him!

'Gay Faggot Sex'
A Short Story by StraightPerson93

America and Canada, two pretty homosexual character from a pretty homosexual Japanese animation called Axis Powers: Hetalia, were in a pretty homosexual gay bar one night, because they are pretty homosexual.

I'm a massive faggot, eh! exclaimed Canada, who had one too many beers.

Is that right?
I am not a massive faggot, yet I secretly am said America, who had put a date rape drug into Canada's alcoholic beverage, as is custom in the town of USA, which just so happens to be America's hometown.

After America was finished watching buff, gay, men in neon thongs dance around for petty change, he and Canada began walking home. Hey, Canada, what do you say we crash at my place? It's too late and too far to walk to your apartment complex.

Yeah yeah haha sure, eh! Canada yelled at the top of his lungs, because he was too intoxicated to properly control his vocal levels.

Hey keep it down it's late. America grabbed a hold of Canada's shoulder and looked him in the eyes in a very homo-erotic way.

A.. America... I.. ,eh Suddenly Canada's boner power activated and he was no longer drunk, as is popular in other homosexual fan-fictions.

It's okay.. Canada America looked somehow even deeper into Canada's eyes and gently kissed him on the lips.

They both stepped off the sidewalk and walked into the middle of the road where they could better make homosexual love, which was about to take place. Canada reached for America's crotch. He unzipped his zipper and took out his PENIS. WOW IT IS SO LARGE AND BIG said Canada quietly, as he looked deeply into the one eye of America's PENIS.
Canada started sucking on America's PENIS.

Oh. Yes. Oh. Yeah. Feels good man! exclaimed America as he put his hands on Canada's head and started moving his head back and forth.
Oh! I'm gonna..! But it was too late. The rocket launcher known as America's PENIS had already shot off an atomic SEMEN rocket. Destination? Canada's mouth.
NOW SWALLOW IT ALL BITCH! yelled America.
Canada followed his order and swallowed America's disgusting SEMEN. By this time both of them were magically naked and still in the middle of a vacant street. America told Canada to bend over, he did, and America put his somehow still rock hard PENIS into Canada's BUTT VAGINA, WITHOUT LUBE!

Ow that fucking hurts America! cried Canada in pain. His BUTT VAGINA began to bleed, as he was a butt vagina virgin.
Does it look like I give a fuck? Feels pretty damned good for me! America continued to ram Canada in the bloody butt vagina.
After a total of 2 minutes of bloody BUTT VAGINA fucking, America shot off another load of SEMEN into Canada's BUTT VAGINA, which was also bloody and now full of SEMEN.

Then they got out of the street and went home.

The End.

Is this gonna be an ongoing thing or should I just go ahead and ban y'all now? Because if you wanna stick around, by all means do so.

I didn't know Jerkass had children!