Nothing about that post was a sincere opinion, or even supposed to make a lick of sense. It was supposed to read like a mix of spam and jerkass. I incorrectly thought it was so over the top as to be obvious, but regardless I shouldn't have made it in a thread that was about something important.

Comedy is hard.

i thought jerkass was a board gimmick of yours and you'd forgotten which account was logged in.

^ actually ditto.

Waters leads a quiet middle class life about two miles from me, bitching about nearby construction permits and worrying about local elections. Can't see him taking up the chance to hitched though! Nice to know he can if he gets the urge.