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Hegel
 Post subject: There's a meatbone in my body...
PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:34 am 
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Since a good portion of my life was spent here for a number of years, I figure I would share the following:

On 24-MAR-2014 my family high-fived straight out of the womb my firstborn, Ezra Michael. I am sure you have a few questions. Let me answer those for you:

1. Yes, someone did, in fact, let me have sex with them.
2. No, I will not to leave this lifeform leashed to a basketball pole in the middle of August.
3. Yes, I will probably pass down the family heirloom thumb ring.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:43 am 
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Congratulations!
Great news!

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way to go, joe!

congrats!!!

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Dick Meatwood
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Stop Breathin'
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:49 am 
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Congratulations!!

I thought that we were all getting too old for this procreation stuff.

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Dig it!

Congratulations and all that jazz.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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you know, he's got a lot of hair and doesn't really look anything like you.

pose him with the thumb ring, let's take another gander at him.

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Flying Rabbit Wrote:
I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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Cotton Wrote:
I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


"Hey Judas. I know you've made a grave mistake.
Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."

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Yail Bloor
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Congrats!

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Hegel
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:28 pm 
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Thanks guys.

One more for good measure.

This is his Mark Wahlberg impression. "Say hello to your mother for me."

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FT
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wonder who will be the first among us to become a grandparent (if one of us hasn't already)

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Nice. Congrats. Sleep as much as you can.

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yay!

i love babies

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congrats!

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Oh no, Joey procreated.

Congrats!

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Shut Up Ezra Michael














and congratulations Joe
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Yail Bloor
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FT Wrote:
wonder who will be the first among us to become a grandparent (if one of us hasn't already)


tentoze or ayah would be my guess.

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Congrats, Joe... but try not to raise the li'l tyke as a christian, huh?
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FT
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
FT Wrote:
wonder who will be the first among us to become a grandparent (if one of us hasn't already)


tentoze or ayah would be my guess.


yeah, those are great bets, with m-cap as a dark horse

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