OFFICIAL MOST LIKELY TO HAVE EBOLA MEMBERS OF OBNER RANKINGS

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

1. Who was that one guy that played EDM all of the time and yelled about how conservative he was? It was always boring shit that sounded straight out of a fucking sprint commercial or some shit, fuck what was his name?
2. OPA, because he'd probably get gay mad otherwise
3. Pop Todd. too nice not to have ebola. definitely cannot contract ebola
4. Spade Kitty. Probably doesn't have ebola but you never know?!?!
5. Phil. Phil is probably fucking beating the shit out of both people who do have ebola and people who don't have ebola because he's cool and everyone always thinks he's black when he's really indian or the other way around.

6666666~! I forgot the 1st award. It was Dalen. Fuck that boring shit and all the bland house garbage he perpetuated as a fat 40 year old guy that clearly had no connection to it while pretending to play that on yachts or whatever was cooler that week. You fat dumb tryhard fuck, there's probably still someone here that would defend you.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:48 am

Wouldn't it be me, since I actually live in (well, near) Dallas? Also, my wife works at a major Dallas hospital (not the one where Ebola Man died, but right down the road from there).

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:30 am

There's no way Charli isn't already using ebola as an excuse not to go to work.

bort · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:07 pm

I was going to say our beloved Texan as well. Facebook tells me that whole state is one sneeze away from total contamination.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:39 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

There's no way Charli isn't already using ebola as an excuse not to go to work.

I want to laugh but then she'll probably make her first appearance in 4 years to make me feel guilty about it.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

My neighbour (Ozzy, believe it or not) is from the Democratic Republic of Congo.

He is studying to be a hairdresser which I believe is one of the most obvious outward symptoms of Ebola.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:30 pm

do working class british people call it eboller?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I had it, I fucking paid someone to sneeze on me, and I still can't be killed. This album is never going to benefit from my not so premature death.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:38 pm

toots Wrote:

do working class british people call it eboller?

and Canadians, ebol-ayyy?

jsh · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:00 pm

ehbola

mutty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:30 pm

I had a dream last night I was on a bowling team, and we were competing in the championship match at Ebolarama bowling lanes. You should have seen our shirts.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:34 pm

I would've traded for fucking Ebola this morning. Hung over, biking in to work from te south end at 7am, got home to let the dog out and the landlord had painted the fucking front steps without tellig us. Fresh, wet paint underfoot and on the hand rails. Got cleaned up and back to work, coffee machine sprayed my light grey pants with a fine jet of coffee. "Hey I have to go home I have Ebola now I think."

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:01 am

jsh Wrote:

ehbola

MEHbola

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:02 am

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FRIENDS!

toots · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:01 pm

EBOLSHKA

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:01 pm

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:16 pm

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:36 pm

Thanks, Ebola!

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:57 pm

Head Gardener · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2014 3:33 pm

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:49 am

There are too many hilarious posts in this thread to pick a winner.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:57 am

OFFICIAL MOST LIKELY TO HAVE EBOLA MEMBERS OF OBNER RANKINGS

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