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 Post subject: My wife just smacked me in the back of the head.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:05 pm 
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After skipping out early from work, was putting a lotion found in the medicine cabinet on my neck to help a rash apparently caused by a particular brand of detergent.

She sees me globbing it all over my skin and says "What the hell are you doing?"

"Putting lotion on"

Glob. Glob. Rub. Glob.

"That's 20 bucks a bottle! You're supposed to only use a drop!"

Smack.

Ow.

Idiot, me.
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she is spending 20 bucks on a bottle of lotion and YOUR the one getting smacked?
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My wife and I were eating at a seafood restaurant one time and some kind of wooden hammer was brought out to help me crack open whatever the hell I had ordered. I started swinging it around like Thor and the end flew off and hit my wife right in the face.

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she is spending 20 bucks on a bottle of lotion and YOUR the one getting smacked?


It was one of her birthday presents.

You wanna smack my wife and see what happens, be my guest. She scary.
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You wanna smack my wife and see what happens, be my guest. She scary.


no thanks, i have one of my own that i fear.....
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You wanna smack my wife and see what happens, be my guest. She scary.


no thanks, i have one of my own that i fear.....



As Rumpole Of The Bailey used to say "SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED"
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My wife and I were eating at a seafood restaurant one time and some kind of wooden hammer was brought out to help me crack open whatever the hell I had ordered. I started swinging it around like Thor and the end flew off and hit my wife right in the face.
i laughed.
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My wife and I were eating at a seafood restaurant one time and some kind of wooden hammer was brought out to help me crack open whatever the hell I had ordered. I started swinging it around like Thor and the end flew off and hit my wife right in the face.

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Phil Spoon Wrote:
scottycash99 Wrote:
she is spending 20 bucks on a bottle of lotion and YOUR the one getting smacked?


You wanna smack my wife and see what happens, be my guest. She scary.


ha ha, spoon is skeered of his wiiiiiiiffffe!

hehe, trust me, i know where you're coming from;)
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chase Wrote:
DunwoodyDude Wrote:
My wife and I were eating at a seafood restaurant one time and some kind of wooden hammer was brought out to help me crack open whatever the hell I had ordered. I started swinging it around like Thor and the end flew off and hit my wife right in the face.
i laughed.
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Sketch Wrote:
chase Wrote:
DunwoodyDude Wrote:
My wife and I were eating at a seafood restaurant one time and some kind of wooden hammer was brought out to help me crack open whatever the hell I had ordered. I started swinging it around like Thor and the end flew off and hit my wife right in the face.
i laughed.
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DiggityDawg Wrote:
Sketch Wrote:
chase Wrote:
DunwoodyDude Wrote:
My wife and I were eating at a seafood restaurant one time and some kind of wooden hammer was brought out to help me crack open whatever the hell I had ordered. I started swinging it around like Thor and the end flew off and hit my wife right in the face.
i laughed.


Haha, that was funny.

Women aren't THAT scary, come on now boys. :twisted:

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"My wife just smacked me in the back of the head."

how very italian of her.
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Dalen Wrote:
Phil Spoon Wrote:
scottycash99 Wrote:
she is spending 20 bucks on a bottle of lotion and YOUR the one getting smacked?


You wanna smack my wife and see what happens, be my guest. She scary.


ha ha, spoon is skeered of his wiiiiiiiffffe!

hehe, trust me, i know where you're coming from;)


Nuh-uh! I can take her...





























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I took a shot from a pot to my upper forearm/elbow a few weeks ago from mine. I was groping too much while she was washing dishes. Felt like Snuffy Smith.

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Well Barbarism Begins At Home doesn't it?

Unruly boys who will not grow up must be taken in hand
Unruly boys who will not settle down
They must be taken in hand

A crack on the head is what you get for asking
And a crack on the head is what you get for asking

[CUE: About 4 minutes of distinctly non-miserabilist funk]

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