advice for someone whose parents found out abouta huge party

posthumus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 589

Your parents are dumb... they deserve the bushwacking they got. "Okay son i'm leaving you, an obivious irresponsible twerp, alone for the weekend with a fridge full of beer."

"Okay dad."

"Where do you want this keg?"

"Oh, fuck, anywhere inside."

"Hey, Jeremy, what's up bro, i brought some bitches. They're a little smacked out but i brought some heorin so they should pass out before too long."

"Fuck yeah, oh what were saying dad?"

"Remember now, no parties."

"Okay dad. Oh shit, the band's settin up early, i need to go inside and trash mom's dinnerware to make more room. Have a safe trip."

Mick · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:24 am

Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:

a mighty good leader Wrote:

dude, i was in no state to take up a collection

i told yr. ass to recruit deputies. if you had read my advice in that thead youu'd be fine.
But that is over now. Admit nothing, deny everything, point fingers. do you aheva sibling? their fault. Or try and convince pops he got WASTED before they left. Or tell him there was apower outtage and teh beers got hot and started popping, so you threw 'em out.

Or, just tell em to get over it. At least no one got wet on sherm, and fuckedin their bed

i walked in on people fucking their bed, whilst two others were fucking in thier closet....

Mick · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:28 am

Damen Wrote:

Mexico. The living is cheap, the women are hot & the drinking age is 18. Run south, you'll hit it :wink:

I am south. Australia, that is. The drinking age is 18 here too...and the livings cheap....the women are just ok.

And it was the best non-going out night ever. Totally worth it. Mad pingin' in the palace of poontang.

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