I FOUND IT!!! It was in the jeans I wore that night. I thought that I wore a different pair that night, so I was looking in the dirty clothes, not the ones that I hung back up. God I feel stupid. But fuck it. The important thing is I found it.

Thanks for the suggestions guys! You RAWK!

I'll say it for Colin:

"w00t"

tragedy averted

That's the EXACT thing I said to my girlfirend. Wierd.

Awesome, man. That feeling is just amazing.

Arbeitslos, thanks for posting nugene, that just kills me everytime.

Everytime.

vrey wierd. j/k

now you have to go around and apologize to all the people who you accused of stealing it

see, now is when you have to thank the LAWD that you didn't cancel all your cards and all that shit. Because that sucks, too.

Take this lesson with you to the end of your days- wear then wash, wear then wash...

I'm happy for you. Nevertheless, I just saw this piece on CNN about identity theft and we are all fucked!

Steve

You didn't happen to find my Ian Brown autograph in those pants, did you? Still hasn't turned up.

hooray! i'm glad you found it!

I lost my wedding ring the other day. I woke up to find it missing from my hand. The same thing happened once before, and it had simply fallen off while I was thrashing my slumbering carcass around the Sleep Number, and I then found it on my wife's side of the mattress. Unfortunately, we're almost a week later this time and it hasn't yet turned up despite a very Tommy Lee Jones-esque hard target search.

I hope my search ends like Busty's. This has really affected me emotionally/mentally much more than I would have thought. Heck, it's not even the original band.

Holy shit, my wife would kill me. She even gets on my case when I have it off my finger in the cleaning solution for too long.

Luckily, I've gained weight since we got married and this sucker doesn't come off unless you tug.

Steve

I literally threw my out in the trash one time, I took it off and it found it's way into a bunch of papers. I had to go to the garbage bin in our complex and dig around until I found my bag. Sure enough, it was in there.

Good luck with searching.

Mine's too big, and slips off really easily. It scares me. I should get it resized. But it's titanium... can the shmoe down the block do that?

My nuckle is big so it doesn't slide off without some work.

Good luck with finding it Bob. Did you look on the frame of the bed between the mattressees? Maybe it rolled.

So, here I sit on the couch almost five months later when our English Springer Spaniel puppy burrows into the cushions and comes up chewing on something that sounds harder than her rawhide bone. I check her mouth to see what it is she has mined from the nether regions of our furniture, and discover MY WEDDING RING!!! This literally happened all of like three minutes ago. AWESOME!

whoa. give that dog a treat!

I haven't had sex in so long, I actually found my virginity.

I was like "What is this tread doing back again? That's awesome. Glad you found it.

i lost my wedding ring this weekend. i lost the original a couple of years ago.

number 3 coming up.

the wife loves it.

I just found a pendant I had lost (ie: carelessly thrown in a jar and forgotten about). I was sad because it was expensive and pretty, but now I am happy.

I don't know, but is that where you found your wallet?