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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:43 pm 
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OK, this is my problem...I was hanging out with this guy this weekend. I don't know him too well since we've met recently and never really became intimate until this weekend. Anyway, we were sitting on the coach Sunday morning watching TV in our underwear (what can I say, it was hot) and all of a sudden, he begins to scratch his balls. Now, I didn't make a bid deal of this since I know all men scratch their balls, but what really got to me was the fact that he actually smelled his fingers immediately after. I don't know why but this really grossed me out.

Now, my question is, is this normal? I mean, I've never done that and this is the first time I've seen someone else do it.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:51 pm 
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I'm still kinda hungup on the whole "sittin' around in the tighty whiteys" aspect.

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At least he didn't pick nifkin out of his ass and set it aside for his collection.

You should have asked him for a whiff. That would have been a true indicator of whether he is really for you. Pheremones don't lie.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:24 pm 
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i do this shit all the time.


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i do this shit all the time.


Haha. Me too. (In private.)


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i do it in front of my wife. i am a philistine.


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This thread makes me want to die.


dude what are you, like 18? you have no idea how much worse it can get.

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i do it in front of my wife. i am a philistine.


i make my wife smell it - what does that make me?

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My hero.


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do you jam out your fingers a la mark mcgrath? that would make it just that much better...

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It's even better when you've got a case of the jock itch.

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Maybe you need to boil all your dates first.

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Blue Milk Wrote:
This thread makes me want to die.


dude what are you, like 18? you have no idea how much worse it can get.


17. And all I meant was that you guys are wasting your time scratching when you could just lay with your legs behind your head and rest your sack on your nose for a genuine smell.


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Best. Thread. Ever!

Minus the meddlesome smegma.


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my friend, who is a frequent poster to this board, brought this up with me today. i swear, it was like a blast from the past because i was married for four years to a man who used to do this. scratch balls, sniff fingers, repeat. sometimes he even thought it was funny to put his fingers in my face.

boys, don't do this to your significant others. it's gross.


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Ewwwww!


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Blue Milk Wrote:
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Blue Milk Wrote:
This thread makes me want to die.


dude what are you, like 18? you have no idea how much worse it can get.


17. And all I meant was that you guys are wasting your time scratching when you could just lay with your legs behind your head and rest your sack on your nose for a genuine smell.


dont shower for a few days for that truly special aroma


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the meddlesome smegma.


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I think of it as a status check to make sure Tommy isn't rank. Kind of like checking in the mirror to make sure Tommy doesn't have a booger in his nose or head lice.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:33 pm 
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Pinky sming!

See, I had this dream the other night where Lisa Simpson was describing a run-in with the local bullies and she said "They made me eat pinky sming!" Pinky sming, evidently, is the finger equivalent of toe cheese. Since then, the words "pinky sming" have been blowing through the windmills of my mind. I'm kind of enjoying it.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:40 am 
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If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:


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Jim Clark Wrote:
If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:


Still better than other "your fav albums suck more than mine" thread nonsense.

Back to the thread at hand -- I've never done that, but now I feel like I should. :shock:
Even so, yeah, I'd totally feel a bit awkward if a guy did that in front of me....then I'd ask if he had that not-so-fresh feeling, obviously. :twisted:

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Jim Clark Wrote:
If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:
Still better than other "your fav albums suck more than mine" thread nonsense.
No, not really.

We need a TMI forum. So I can not read it.

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Dusty Chalk Wrote:
Vincent Wrote:
Jim Clark Wrote:
If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:
Still better than other "your fav albums suck more than mine" thread nonsense.
No, not really.

We need a TMI forum. So I can not read it.


After the intitial post and couple of responses I just skipped ahead to the end, I'm sure my life is better for it!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:30 am 
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I'm sure my life is better for it!

jc


Obviously, it's not cause you keep coming back.

Anyway, thanks for all the feedback guys. I spoke with him Monday night and I sort of mentioned it to him in a make-fun-of-it sort of way and we both got a good laugh out of it. Tis all good.

I guess I need to be a bit more understanding about these things. Sometimes people just smell. Oh well...


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