Question for the Gentlemen of the Board.

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

OPA! Wrote:

OK, this is my problem...I was hanging out with this guy this weekend. I don't know him too well since we've met recently and never really became intimate until this weekend. Anyway, we were sitting on the coach Sunday morning watching TV in our underwear (what can I say, it was hot) and all of a sudden, he begins to scratch his balls. Now, I didn't make a bid deal of this since I know all men scratch their balls, but what really got to me was the fact that he actually smelled his fingers immediately after. I don't know why but this really grossed me out.

Now, my question is, is this normal? I mean, I've never done that and this is the first time I've seen someone else do it.

You have a prospective couch potato/chronic farter on your hands.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:51 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I'm still kinda hungup on the whole "sittin' around in the tighty whiteys" aspect.

There's good naked, and there's bad naked...

jsh · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:11 pm

At least he didn't pick nifkin out of his ass and set it aside for his collection.

You should have asked him for a whiff. That would have been a true indicator of whether he is really for you. Pheremones don't lie.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:24 pm

i do this shit all the time.

jsh · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:42 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

i do this shit all the time.

Haha. Me too. (In private.)

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:47 pm

i do it in front of my wife. i am a philistine.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Blue Milk Wrote:

This thread makes me want to die.

dude what are you, like 18? you have no idea how much worse it can get.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Joey Crack Wrote:

i do it in front of my wife. i am a philistine.

i make my wife smell it - what does that make me?

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:03 am

My hero.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

do you jam out your fingers a la mark mcgrath? that would make it just that much better...

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:26 am

It's even better when you've got a case of the jock itch.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:48 am

HideousLump Wrote:

Maybe you need to boil all your dates first.

My dogs looked at me with crooked heads when I laughed!!

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:14 am

Cotton Wrote:

Blue Milk Wrote:

This thread makes me want to die.

dude what are you, like 18? you have no idea how much worse it can get.

17. And all I meant was that you guys are wasting your time scratching when you could just lay with your legs behind your head and rest your sack on your nose for a genuine smell.

onebrownjeff · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:19 am

Best. Thread. Ever!

Minus the meddlesome smegma.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

my friend, who is a frequent poster to this board, brought this up with me today. i swear, it was like a blast from the past because i was married for four years to a man who used to do this. scratch balls, sniff fingers, repeat. sometimes he even thought it was funny to put his fingers in my face.

boys, don't do this to your significant others. it's gross.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:26 am

Ewwwww!

splates · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:12 am

Blue Milk Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

Blue Milk Wrote:

This thread makes me want to die.

dude what are you, like 18? you have no idea how much worse it can get.

17. And all I meant was that you guys are wasting your time scratching when you could just lay with your legs behind your head and rest your sack on your nose for a genuine smell.

dont shower for a few days for that truly special aroma

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:04 pm

onebrownjeff Wrote:

the meddlesome smegma.

Band name. Dibs.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:24 pm

I think of it as a status check to make sure Tommy isn't rank. Kind of like checking in the mirror to make sure Tommy doesn't have a booger in his nose or head lice.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:33 pm

Pinky sming!

See, I had this dream the other night where Lisa Simpson was describing a run-in with the local bullies and she said "They made me eat pinky sming!" Pinky sming, evidently, is the finger equivalent of toe cheese. Since then, the words "pinky sming" have been blowing through the windmills of my mind. I'm kind of enjoying it.

Jim Clark · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:40 am

If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:

Red House Vincent · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:23 am

Jim Clark Wrote:

If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:

Still better than other "your fav albums suck more than mine" thread nonsense.

Back to the thread at hand -- I've never done that, but now I feel like I should. :shock:

Even so, yeah, I'd totally feel a bit awkward if a guy did that in front of me....then I'd ask if he had that not-so-fresh feeling, obviously. :twisted:

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:48 am

Vincent Wrote:

Jim Clark Wrote:

If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:

Still better than other "your fav albums suck more than mine" thread nonsense.

No, not really.

We need a TMI forum. So I can not read it.

Jim Clark · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:03 am

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Vincent Wrote:

Jim Clark Wrote:

If I need to come up with an excuse as to why my post count is so low on this board, this thread would be better than most. This is just wrong on so many levels :shock:

Still better than other "your fav albums suck more than mine" thread nonsense.

No, not really.

We need a TMI forum. So I can not read it.

After the intitial post and couple of responses I just skipped ahead to the end, I'm sure my life is better for it!

jc

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:30 am

Jim Clark Wrote:

I'm sure my life is better for it!

jc

Obviously, it's not cause you keep coming back.

Anyway, thanks for all the feedback guys. I spoke with him Monday night and I sort of mentioned it to him in a make-fun-of-it sort of way and we both got a good laugh out of it. Tis all good.

I guess I need to be a bit more understanding about these things. Sometimes people just smell. Oh well...

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