So, I'm at Panera with my buddy Tommy who is in town scouting movie locations.

And he ordered a SOY LATTE.

I almost fell ove laughing. And then I thought of you, Haq-y baby.

That would be "Pantera Bread".

i had a schlitz last night, loogar, and thought of you.

One of things I miss most about NYC: the ability to walk to a bodega and grab a six of Schaefer cans.

That's awesome.

Can you still cases of Schlitz with the returnable bottles?

MMMMM....

I drank about 13 Harps and 9 Bud Lights last night and thought of jail as I was driving home.

can still my heart

:rawk:

amazing. did you take him out to get fitted for a hemp cardigan?

Not required. They always just buy smalls and squeeze into them anyway.

WINNAH!!

Tell me, was it the best soy latte that you've ever had in me?

isn't that "and me"?

i drink soy lattes. soy is good for you, dammit.

No, three people came out from behind the counter and beat the brakes off of him. WE DON'T DRINK NO SOY LATTE DOWN IN ALABAMA!!

I never heard it that way but that makes a lot more sense. I felt dirty writing it out "in me" but thought that's how it went.

It's good for you in a "if it doesn't kill you it must make you stronger" kind of way.

Soy beans should be used for soy sauce and edamame, anything else is unholy and an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

Until they make a soy cow, there shouldn't be soy milk.

Vulgar Display of Flour

i say about half the people i hear ordering stuff from the neighborhood coffee shop get soy something or other. i shuddder at the thought, but there is a lot of soy consumed round these parts - along with an organic vegetable spread served on a environmentally friendly recycled napkin made by villagers in the Andes mountains.

Drink black fucking coffee you pussies, like God intended.

i drink black coffee on the weekdays but i love a soy latte on the weekends. much better than a latte made with milk.

I lollered.

i drink lattes when i work at home - once or twice a week. when i am work i drink the free black coffee.

cant bring myself to drink soy. can't eat soy either.

i love cacao. with cayenne pepper in it. sooo good.

5 years ago ...WE DON'T DRINK NO LATTES DOWN IN ALABAMA!!

10 years ago... WE DON'T DRINK BOTTLED WATER DOWN IN ALABAMA!!

20 years ago... WE DON'T USE NO NAP-KINS DOWN IN ALABAMA!!

5 years from now... We prefer not to have whole milk in our lattes. Instead we use 1% milk OR, preferably, soy milk. Soy milk is easier on our lactose-intolerant bodies, is healthier in the long run, and, most importantly, doesn't harm any cute, little moo-cows in the process.