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Today during a training course I'm enrolled in I met a woman named Brocula.

Brocula. I shit you not. WTF were her parents thinking? . :lol:


What's the strangest name of a person you've ever been introduced to?

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I am anxiously awaiting the cinematic release of J.D.'s "Dr. Acula."

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I am anxiously awaiting the cinematic release of J.D.'s "Dr. Acula."


Who's J.D.? Wasn't that an old idea that Ed Wood had for a movie?


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One of my friends at university has a friend called Apple.

I've also met a Merlin recently and I used to know a Cleopatra.

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I am anxiously awaiting the cinematic release of J.D.'s "Dr. Acula."


Who's J.D.? Wasn't that an old idea that Ed Wood had for a movie?


TV show Scrubs

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Gordon Gordon (first name Gordon, last name Gordon)

In the US South there are some strange names...I've seen "Wonderful", "Happy", "Purple"...

My bf met someone at work called Monica, which one would think sounds like MON-A-CA. She corrected him abruptly with, "No, MO-NEEK-A" and she wasn't foreign born.

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FT Wrote:
I am anxiously awaiting the cinematic release of J.D.'s "Dr. Acula."


I had one of my moments of losing respect when I heard his character say this on Scrubs. He totally stole this from Mitch Hedburg, who to my knowledge, is the originator of this joke.

It's not even a big deal, but it really bugged me. haha

The funniest names of people I have met are these two:

Jim James

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Bill Williams.

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don't we do this thread every time one of these shut-ins meets a black person?


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I saw an article on the news yesterday that said the name "Nevaeh" is now in the top 10 most popular baby names.

Heaven spelled backwards. doG help us.


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Dr. Dick Glasscock (a real doctor)
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Ha, that reminds me, my tax guy is Dick Hunter.

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One of my best friends as a child was named Krishnendu. And his brother was Sharnendu.

Which might not be so strange. They're probably common names in Pakistan.

But the English translation of Krishnendu was Neil.

That always got me.


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I actually ran across someone with the last name Dragula the other nite.

Dealing with customer accounts I run across crazy shit all the time.


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I am anxiously awaiting the cinematic release of J.D.'s "Dr. Acula."


I had one of my moments of losing respect when I heard his character say this on Scrubs. He totally stole this from Mitch Hedburg, who to my knowledge, is the originator of this joke.



i believe this is correct.

i went to kindergarten with two african american twins (boys) named, as far as i could tell, "jumbo" and "singbay". probably not the right spelling, but i figured they either had really creative or stoned parents. or maybe they were somali or something.

had a friend in high school named jim jones.

another friend named justin case.

and a piano teacher named joan jones

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I saw an article on the news yesterday that said the name "Nevaeh" is now in the top 10 most popular baby names.

Heaven spelled backwards. doG help us.


TEH REAGING IGN'T MY SKRONG POINK!

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Two siblings in the ER on the same visit

Yhorhiness Jones (Your-highness)
My-Heaven Jones (Obvious)

I just dont know why they hyphenated one and not the other.


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Though I didn't believe him 'till he showed me a school photo with his name on it, one of my dad's childhood friends was called Richard Head.

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Though I didn't believe him 'till he showed me a school photo with his name on it, one of my dad's childhood friends was called Richard Head.

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I may have mentioned this before, but we had a Richard Head at my high school. Not only that, but he had a brother named Jed. Jed Head.


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Though I didn't believe him 'till he showed me a school photo with his name on it, one of my dad's childhood friends was called Richard Head.

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I may have mentioned this before, but we had a Richard Head at my high school. Not only that, but he had a brother named Jed. Jed Head.


We had a coach at our HS named Richard Weed aka DICK WEED

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Two siblings in the ER on the same visit

Yhorhiness Jones (Your-highness)
My-Heaven Jones (Obvious)

I just dont know why they hyphenated one and not the other.


Yeah my mom is an ob/postpartem nurse... She would come home with doozys all the time, but I remember in particular this one dumb teenager named her daughter first name Filthy, middle name Rich.

With a name like that, i hope the girl grows up to be a looker, cause the only way she'll make that name make her some cake is as a porn star. The title possibilities are endless.

In other name news, I'm playing bass for a woman named Starina.

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Senator Smebopolis LooGAR Wrote:
mutty Wrote:
I saw an article on the news yesterday that said the name "Nevaeh" is now in the top 10 most popular baby names.

Heaven spelled backwards. doG help us.


TEH REAGING IGN'T MY SKRONG POINK!


At least we agree that it's a stupid fucking name.


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